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There is no spoon. 20%  20%  [ 4 ]
Pole? 5%  5%  [ 1 ]
Fargay is Sky. 15%  15%  [ 3 ]
What? 35%  35%  [ 7 ]
Ninjas. (explain) 25%  25%  [ 5 ]
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:55 pm 
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Please back up your selection with why you selected it.

I voted "What" because even I don't know what I am talking about.

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Option two and three are redundant, option 5 is incorrect.

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Ninjas. Because ninjas are only true if a non-sequitur. If ninjas made sense in context, then that means you are aware of them. If you are aware of them, they cannot be ninjas, by definition.

Thus, the only appropriate time for ninjas to be correct is if they're completely unrelated to the conversation.

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There is no spoon, there is no fork, there is no knife, there is only sporknife. This utensil deserves respect, use it with care or the scars will take a long time to heal.

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Spork.

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Pirate.

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Isn't that Google Kevin Bacon commercial just the best?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:21 am 
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May Pole or Stripper Pole??

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Micheal wrote:
There is no spoon, there is no fork, there is no knife, there is only sporknife. This utensil deserves respect, use it with care or the scars will take a long time to heal.


I believe you meant to say KNIFE-WRENCH!

As to the poll, ninjas do not need or tolerate explanation.

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What?

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There is no spoon, because you need someone for that !

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Hokanu wrote:
Isn't that Google Kevin Bacon commercial just the best?


Oh yes, yes it is.


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That's not a poll. This is a poll!

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Is it of the 10ft variety?

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I voted ninjas. Because... pirate?

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Think pirates or ninjas like to spoon?

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Maybe ninjas like to spoon *with pirates!*

But could the pirate tell?

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Kirra wrote:
Think pirates or ninjas like to spoon?
I'm a pirate and I like to spoon ... but not with ninjas.

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POLE!

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Rynar has won the thread.

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