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Killuas
 Post subject: An exchange at work
PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:58 pm 
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True story

Co Worker 1: Poor "Jeff"
Co Worker 2: What happened
Co Worker 1: His face caught on fire
Co Worker 2: Thats horrible how did it happen?
Co Worker 1: Not sure it happened during his colonoscopy
Co Worker 2: ?? WTF, thats not even the right end
Co Worker 1: I know and the poor guy has enough troubles as it is
Co Worker 2: What else happened?
Co Worker 1: Well he is already a paraplegic
Co Worker 1: And a Dwarf
Co Worker 2: .....
Co Worker 2: So he's a parapalegic dwarf who had his face catch on fire during a colonoscopy?
Co Worker 1: Yep
Co Worker 2: Wow there is someone that god hates more than me!

Me: Sticks head out of office looks at them sees they are dead serious about the whole story, turn around and walk back into my office ....

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good call man, good call...words cannot describe the WTF of that situation. I would have had a hard time not laughing.

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This was awsome lol..thanks for the laugh :)


Dwarfs have the worst luck :lol:

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poor jeff is right
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Words... failing.... need thesaurus...

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