Kairtane wrote:
I read to the deaf.
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| Author: | Foamy [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | What do you DO all day? (the not so truthy edition) |
Now that we know what most here really do with their days, lets hear another story from each of us. Make it up. Be as creative as possible. No semblance of reality needed here. So, what do you REALLY do all day? My real job is test pattern watcher for a major TV station. I have nearly burned out my eyeballs doing this as I stare for 8+ hours on end without blinking. Fortunately, they have a good medical plan and I get free eyeball transplants as needed. I don't ask where the clinic gets it's nearly limitless supply of eyeballs as I have had this done many times so far as have many of my coworkers. When I get home, Oonagh doesn't recognize me as my eye color has been changed and calls the police because she thinks there is an intruder in the house. After the police leave, I cuddle up on the couch and proceed to read all the junk mail I have received that day, since I don't watch TV at home as that is all I do all day. |
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| Author: | Vladimirr [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:34 am ] |
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Junk food taste tester. (Oh wait... that's my dream job, especially if they have a work-at-home program) |
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| Author: | Hopwin [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:42 am ] |
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I am a model for rubber fists available at your local adult store. Sometimes I get cramps. |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:45 am ] |
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I harvest eyeballs. Mainly for use in a government program that provides transplants for TV test pattern watchers, but occasionally we sell the ones that came from comedians and clowns to junk food companies that place them as a "secret ingredient" in some of their new products to test their junk food taste testers taste buds to "see" if they can taste anything funny... |
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| Author: | Rorinthas [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | What do you DO all day? (the not so truthy edition) |
I'm a plant manager at a factory that makes those little grabby thingies that people use when they harvest eyeballs. It's a boring job since we don't have that many plants, just a couple of trees outside the break room. |
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| Author: | Kaffis Mark V [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:28 am ] |
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I'm the special curator for comic art and watercolors at the International Museum of Fine Arts for the Blind. |
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| Author: | Elmarnieh [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:33 am ] |
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I work with the Smithsonian in its new species division. My job is to come up with new recipes for the new life created. We are currently looking for something flavored halfway between shrimp and pork. I also occasionally am called to fight the aliens that for some reason only seek to invade Smithsonian buildings. |
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| Author: | Kairtane [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What do you DO all day? (the not so truthy edition) |
I read to the deaf. |
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| Author: | Khross [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:15 pm ] |
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I'm secretly an ally of the Avengers. |
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| Author: | Lenas [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:43 pm ] |
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Mods have been the only ones to know long enough... I'm actually the poster behind "Elmarnieh" |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:51 pm ] |
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Rofl ... You made me drop my phone Lenas :p It's already broke too :p |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:51 pm ] |
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I'm the admin for a Chinese government discussion forum. |
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| Author: | TheRiov [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:01 pm ] |
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I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea. I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars. I wear high heels, suspendies, and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like my dear Papa. |
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| Author: | Lex Luthor [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:28 pm ] |
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I sit in on Pentagon war meetings but all I do is scream at people and throw coffee. |
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| Author: | Ienan [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What do you DO all day? (the not so truthy edition) |
I'm an employee for Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant #3. We're currently a little busy at the moment handling a mild crisis, unfortunately. So I don't have much time to talk. |
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| Author: | Ienan [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What do you DO all day? (the not so truthy edition) |
Kairtane wrote: I read to the deaf.
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| Author: | Nitefox [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:40 pm ] |
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I'm a porn star by the name of Stroker John. I've starred in such movies as "Two Pump Chump" 1-38, "One Hand, One Bottle of Lotion, and a Whole Lotta Paper Towels", and the critically acclaimed western "True Grunt". |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:44 pm ] |
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TheRiov wrote: I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea. I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars. I wear high heels, suspendies, and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like my dear Papa. He's a Lumberjack and he's ok.... |
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| Author: | TheRiov [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:46 pm ] |
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LadyKate wrote: He's a Lumberjack and he's ok.... Thank you for making my subtext.... text... 
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| Author: | FarSky [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:51 pm ] |
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Mostly I'm a desk agent at a desk for the Department of Redundancy Department mostly. |
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| Author: | Mookhow [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:52 pm ] |
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I'm a figment of your imagination. |
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| Author: | FarSky [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:59 pm ] |
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Mookhow =  
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| Author: | Talya [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:08 pm ] |
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I'm actually a Tuatha Dé Danann special counterintelligence agent whose primary responsibility is ensuring the world does not believe in faeries. |
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| Author: | Ulfynn [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:10 pm ] |
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I'm a Binary Recyling Technician. I separate code. It's not too hard since there's only 10 different bins we have to sort things into. In my spare time I'm a Divorce Photographer. |
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| Author: | Talya [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:11 pm ] |
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Ulfynn wrote: I'm a Binary Recyling Technician. I separate code. It's not too hard since there's only 10 different bins we have to sort things into. I love this... |
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