The Glade 4.0

A 'heads up' for those Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while at HD.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20 year-olds girls come over to your car as you are loading your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex window cleaner, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and goes down on you while the other one slips her hand between the seats and steals your wallet...!!
I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 28th. Also October 2nd & 4th, twice on the 8th & 9th, and three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.


P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each~~ I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at Meijer and bought them out.

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Raell Kromwell

lol

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

LMAO!! Raell, you SOB!!

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

hahaha that's great!

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Ron Paul 2012

LOL

Hahahahahaha!! Oh that was awesome!!!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

I clicked into this thread while doing something else IRL, basically clicking and then leaving for a few minutes. By the time I came back I had forgot about the thread title and started reading what Raell "wrote".

Made it that much better. :p

Now there's a forgotten joke that's good to remember

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister