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| Author: | Micheal [ Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Boobquake (NSFW, which SGWS) |
Boobquake is today, April 26, 2011. Please offer support and my fond greetings to any cleavage you might encounter today. That is all. |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Boobquake |
Spoiler: Spoiler: and a 5:25 minute commercial for the Boobclamp Spoiler: |
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| Author: | Gorse [ Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Boobquake (NSFW, which SGWS) |
I guess that commercial is a lot more fun to watch than your gas leak and street demolition on the evening news! I'm glad to see you are still having some fun. |
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| Author: | Vindicarre [ Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:05 pm ] |
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SGWS? Sniffs Glue With Satan? |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:39 pm ] |
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Vindicarre wrote: SGWS? Sniffs Glue With Satan? Well it could be Squirrel Girl Wears Silk and it could be So Go Wrist Solo But it isn't. It stands for Should Go Without Saying Is that really your only experience that related that to? Is Satan a huffer or a slow hold and release type of user? |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:03 pm ] |
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So the Boobclamp redistributes excess fat up to your boobs and thus gives you cleavage ? Hmmmm... |
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| Author: | Vindicarre [ Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:10 pm ] |
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Micheal wrote: Is that really your only experience that related that to? Yup, although it's not my experience. I Googled it, and other than Spring Garden Waldorf School, I got this: SGWS | Flickr - Photo Sharing! Sniff Glue Worship Satan in floral vintage frame. Now available in the Miso Funky shop - check my profile for details. |
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| Author: | Müs [ Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:30 pm ] |
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Kirra wrote: So the Boobclamp redistributes excess fat up to your boobs and thus gives you cleavage ? Hmmmm... Looks like its just a corset. Advertised by a Japanese Billy Mays. |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:37 pm ] |
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Corsets usually don't have panties built in, and either don't deal with the breasts or hold them firmly in place. The butt-lift and breast enhancer are different, though it looks like it takes what small breasted women have and does what a wonder bra does and lifts and pushes together. As far as corset details go, I defer to the experts and ask for Taamar's comments on the matter at hand. And I too was reminded of the American Pitch master, Billy Mays. |
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| Author: | Müs [ Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:04 am ] |
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BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE BOOBCLAMP! ARE YOU TIRED OF NOT HAVING CLEAVAGE? DO MEN THINK YOU'RE A TEENAGE BOY? WELL WORRY NO LONGER THANKS TO BOOBCLAMP!!! BOOBCLAMP'S SIMPLE CORSET BASED DESIGN LIFTS AND COMBINES SO YOU TOO CAN HAVE THE CLEAVAGE YOU ALWAYS WANTED!!! BOOBCLAMP IS GUARANTEED TO GIVE YOU TWO MORE CUP SIZES OR I PERSONALLY WILL CRAWL OUT OF MY GRAVE AND HAND YOU YOUR MONEY BACK!!!! ITS AMAZING!!!!! |
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| Author: | Taskiss [ Wed Apr 27, 2011 5:29 am ] |
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Müs wrote: BOOBCLAMP IS GUARANTEED TO GIVE YOU TWO MORE CUP SIZES OR I PERSONALLY WILL CRAWL OUT OF MY GRAVE AND HAND YOU YOUR MONEY BACK!!!! Quick! Somebody kill it! |
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| Author: | Darkroland [ Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Boobquake (NSFW, which SGWS) |
*Shotgun Blast* Quick, someone get the Oxy-clean, let's save this rug. |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:54 pm ] |
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As I said to Taly a few days ago, if it permanently redistributed fat cells from the midsection to the breasts, they'd have the next technological marvel on their hands. Billy Mays would be telling us all about how in just two months, our wives can go from a 30 inch waist and an A cup to a 26 inch waist and a D cup. |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 12:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Boobquake (NSFW, which SGWS) |
(12:55:25 PM) Khross: You know ... (12:55:31 PM) Khross: We can do Liposuction (12:55:36 PM) Corolinth: I know (12:55:39 PM) Khross: We can take fat from a woman's *** (12:55:43 PM) Corolinth: I know (12:55:43 PM) Khross: and implant it in her lips (12:55:46 PM) Khross: or her cheeks (12:55:48 PM) Corolinth: Yes (12:55:54 PM) Corolinth: Follow this to its logical conclusion. |
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| Author: | Lex Luthor [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:09 pm ] |
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Breasts don't get more attractive when you just dump fat into them. Overweight women (and men) are examples. |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 2:59 pm ] |
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Planes don't fly just because you chuck them in the air. That doesn't mean the core principle isn't sound. |
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