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Author: | LadyKate [ Wed May 11, 2011 6:04 pm ] |
Post subject: | Raltar's Tasty Beard (A pictostory) |
Once upon a time, LadyKate was at the lake with her two puppies. And Mookhow was there too. And he stole my hat. But he looked better in it than I did. But that's not relevant to the story. When all of a sudden....I found some moss that looked like Raltar's beard. In fact, I felt compelled to name it Raltar's beard...and take pictures of it. And put it on my face. So I could feel like Raltar. With a beard. Unfortunately, Raltar's beard turned out to be very tasty, and the puppies began to fight over it. The magical properties of Raltar's tasty beard began to take effect as Bella began to drool and drop pieces of tasty beard out of her mouth. Butch found Raltar's tasty beard to be, very, very, very....tasty too. Mookhow looked on with disapproval. The ungrateful and selfish puppies had not bothered to offer him any of Raltar's tasty beard. He glowered in his disapproval of their immature and greedy lack of self-control. Butch could feel Mookhow's unhappiness with him and began to feel ashamed. Bella had a moment of clarity, with the last mouthful of Raltar's tasty beard, and began to wonder where she went wrong. Helpless to do anything to rectify the situation, LadyKate posed for a cute photo with a puppy, to detract from the sad turn the story was taking. Ever wise, patient, kind, and forgiving, Mookhow accepted the puppy's apologies for not offering him some of Raltar's tasty beard. But he was not happy about it. At all. So LadyKate told him that tomorrow they would go back to the lake, and search for some more of Raltar's tasty beard. And Mookhow was once again happy. THE END |
Author: | Raltar [ Wed May 11, 2011 6:19 pm ] |
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This thread has my stamp of approval. |
Author: | Mookhow [ Wed May 11, 2011 6:19 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Raltar's Tasty Beard (A pictostory) |
This thread needs to have its DNA taken and then be dumped in the Indian Ocean... |
Author: | Elmarnieh [ Wed May 11, 2011 6:21 pm ] |
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Ohhh Mookhow is the cat. |
Author: | Crimsonsun [ Wed May 11, 2011 6:24 pm ] |
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Author: | Squirrel Girl [ Wed May 11, 2011 6:58 pm ] |
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Author: | Lydiaa [ Wed May 11, 2011 8:47 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Raltar's Tasty Beard (A pictostory) |
Mook needs to smile more in photos |
Author: | Mookhow [ Wed May 11, 2011 9:01 pm ] |
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Lydiaa wrote: Mook needs to smile more in photos -_- |
Author: | LadyKate [ Wed May 11, 2011 9:47 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Raltar's Tasty Beard (A pictostory) |
Lydiaa wrote: Mook needs to smile more in photos Yes, yes he does. That second to last photo where he is not smiling...I've got like 30 photos like that, saying "smile!" and "say cheese!" to no avail. The very last picture I finally remembered the magic word that gets every Glader to smile. It worked. Heh. |
Author: | Raltar [ Wed May 11, 2011 9:48 pm ] |
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Must have been boobies. Those always make me smile. |
Author: | LadyKate [ Wed May 11, 2011 9:51 pm ] |
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Raltar wrote: Must have been boobies. Those always make me smile. |
Author: | Hokanu [ Wed May 11, 2011 10:54 pm ] |
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Best story ever. |
Author: | Elessar [ Wed May 11, 2011 11:11 pm ] |
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This is probably the best thread this board has ever seen. |
Author: | Müs [ Thu May 12, 2011 6:20 am ] |
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Awesome. |
Author: | Hopwin [ Thu May 12, 2011 6:46 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Raltar's Tasty Beard (A pictostory) |
Crimsonsun wrote: Lol I still have that image saved on my hard drive from when you gave it to me long ago. |
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