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| Author: | Lonedar [ Sat May 21, 2011 6:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | May 21, 2011 |
worst.apocalypse.ever. |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sat May 21, 2011 6:39 pm ] |
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I'm thinking of changing my phone message to something along the lines of "ascended into the rapture, my neighbors are already looting, leave a message if you like, don't know when I'll be able to return it." |
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| Author: | Caleria [ Sat May 21, 2011 7:00 pm ] |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Sat May 21, 2011 7:56 pm ] |
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I'm kind of disappointed. 
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sat May 21, 2011 7:58 pm ] |
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Its what I expected. Still, if one of the crackpots turns out not to be a crackpot someday, we'll all be surprised. Thief in the night passage indicates we will be surprised, not expecting it. |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Sat May 21, 2011 8:03 pm ] |
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Yeah, I know. The bible made it very clear that we wouldn't know the day or the hour, and that's an excellent way of weeding out false prophets. Still, it was kind of nice to wonder "what if" and think about everyone being whisked off to heaven like that. |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Sat May 21, 2011 8:09 pm ] |
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How do you know the real Christians didn't all get whisked off to Heaven today? |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Sat May 21, 2011 8:10 pm ] |
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Corolinth wrote: How do you know the real Christians didn't all get whisked off to Heaven today? I'm sure we'd have heard about it by now....unless there were only a handful of them.... 
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| Author: | Talya [ Sat May 21, 2011 8:30 pm ] |
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Don't know about the rest of you, but some angel came along and kidnapped me and took me up to the great city in the clouds. Said somethin' about Christ lowering the qualifications for redheads, because Satan kept bragging he was getting all the red booty. Fortunately they've got wi-fi up here. |
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| Author: | TheRiov [ Sat May 21, 2011 8:43 pm ] |
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What chapter/verse in the bible describes the rapture |
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| Author: | Talya [ Sat May 21, 2011 8:48 pm ] |
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TheRiov wrote: What chapter/verse in the bible describes the rapture Matthew 24:40 (and surrounding verses), for one. Not every christian faith believes it means the same thing. |
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| Author: | Lex Luthor [ Sat May 21, 2011 11:39 pm ] |
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The 2012 rapture predicted by the Mayans will be a sure thing. The unbelievers must repent! |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sat May 21, 2011 11:54 pm ] |
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If they had predicted one, you might get a rise Lex, but they didn't. The December 2012 date is just the end of their calendar cycle. Guess they figured the poor schmucks who would be around now could start a new one or figure out one of their own by now. |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Sun May 22, 2011 10:19 am ] |
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Numbuk's only made one post since Friday. Maybe the correct answer was "Mormon." |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sun May 22, 2011 1:10 pm ] |
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Free homes in Utah, send the homeless there. |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Sun May 22, 2011 2:13 pm ] |
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Micheal wrote: Free homes in Utah, send the homeless there. Homeless? Heck, I'd move to Utah for a free house....let the homeless have Mississippi!!! |
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| Author: | Oonagh [ Sun May 22, 2011 2:24 pm ] |
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Talya wrote: Don't know about the rest of you, but some angel came along and kidnapped me and took me up to the great city in the clouds. Said somethin' about Christ lowering the qualifications for redheads, because Satan kept bragging he was getting all the red booty. Fortunately they've got wi-fi up here. Well then he must have forgotten me. Like I said smells like fire and brimstone. 
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Sun May 22, 2011 4:34 pm ] |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Sun May 22, 2011 4:55 pm ] |
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You have to remember, there's a 6 or 7 year margin of error on when Jesus was actually born. |
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| Author: | Vindicarre [ Sun May 22, 2011 5:56 pm ] |
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Corolinth wrote: Numbuk's only made one post since Friday. Maybe the correct answer was "Mormon." Nah, I spoke to some folks in SLC last night; they were still there. |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Sun May 22, 2011 6:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: May 21, 2011 |
http://news.discovery.com/human/atheists-pets-rapture-judgement-day-110519.html#mkcpgn=rssnws1 |
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