rofl! That's pretty funny, actually!
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:39 pm ] |
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If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman brothers, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan. Sent to me by a friend on Facebook, I laughed and thought I would share. I have no idea how accurate the numbers are. No matter what though, you're still losing money. |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Sun Aug 07, 2011 1:43 pm ] |
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rofl! That's pretty funny, actually!
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| Author: | Taskiss [ Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:26 pm ] |
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Invest in Apple. Shares have gone up from about $260 to $360 over the last 12 months. |
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| Author: | Aethien [ Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:53 pm ] |
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Taskiss wrote: Invest in Apple. Shares have gone up from about $260 to $360 over the last 12 months. Ya know, if you read that, and then look at your quote, it's actually pretty funny, Taskiss. |
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| Author: | Vindicarre [ Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:49 am ] |
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Buy low sell high. AAPL was 403 two weeks ago. |
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| Author: | Taskiss [ Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:42 am ] |
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Aethien wrote: Taskiss wrote: Invest in Apple. Shares have gone up from about $260 to $360 over the last 12 months. Ya know, if you read that, and then look at your quote, it's actually pretty funny, Taskiss. Pretty much everything gets put into perspective if measured against that quote. |
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| Author: | Arathain Kelvar [ Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:35 am ] |
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Taskiss wrote: Pretty much everything gets put into perspective if measured against that quote. Except for that statement. I think. Paradox? |
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| Author: | Taskiss [ Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:56 pm ] |
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Where's the head exploding gif? |
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