Raltar wrote:
That's...less wise advice and more common sense.
Hey! It's the rice that's the helpful advice :p
I thought my phone was ruined, but it isn't
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| Author: | Kirra [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 3:19 pm ] |
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I thought maybe others might have some wise advice to impart. My contribution is this: If you happen to be cleaning a hot tub and want to listen to your cleaning mix, do not place your iPhone on the corner while your phone is on vibrate....if you do, and someone calls you, it WILL vibrate itself into the hot tub and make you dive in to get it..after which you need to place the said iPhone into a bag of rice to hopefully absorb the water and limit the damage... It worked for me, my phone still works! |
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| Author: | Raltar [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 3:38 pm ] |
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That's...less wise advice and more common sense. |
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| Author: | Midgen [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 3:39 pm ] |
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Waste of a perfectly good bag of rice if you ask me :p~~ (yes I'm an iHater) |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 3:53 pm ] |
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Raltar wrote: That's...less wise advice and more common sense. Hey! It's the rice that's the helpful advice :p I thought my phone was ruined, but it isn't
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| Author: | Taskiss [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:04 pm ] |
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Never assume what's important to you is important to others. Appreciate those who share what you consider important...and cherish those who don't share them but encourage you to have them. |
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| Author: | Mookhow [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:08 pm ] |
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Never dig straight down. |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:12 pm ] |
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If you have a cat, and a gas stove top, and the cat is sitting on the rear of the stove with its tail on the back burner, make DOUBLE SURE that when you turn the front eye on that you are, in fact, turning on the front eye and not accidentally turning on the back burner. Otherwise, you may need to chase kitty-en-flambe throughout the house while trying to put its butt out, because, strangely enough, cat's with their butts on fire refuse to sit still to be doused with water. |
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| Author: | Mookhow [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:30 pm ] |
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LadyKate wrote: If you have a cat, and a gas stove top, and the cat is sitting on the rear of the stove with its tail on the back burner, make DOUBLE SURE that when you turn the front eye on that you are, in fact, turning on the front eye and not accidentally turning on the back burner. Otherwise, you may need to chase kitty-en-flambe throughout the house while trying to put its butt out, because, strangely enough, cat's with their butts on fire refuse to sit still to be doused with water. My biscuits are burning! |
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| Author: | Hopwin [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:36 pm ] |
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Never assume other people know what you're thinking or how they will respond to you. Always ask. |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 6:10 pm ] |
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Be the bigger person. Do the right thing. Forgive, but don't forget. people remain human. Trust is earned slowly and lost quickly. Sex is fun, children are forever. Use protection unless you want a lifetime commitment along with your fun. With great risk can come great rewards, or great losses. Invest conservatively unless you don't mind losing the money. The odds are you will live long enough to regret the care you didn't take of yourself. Brush and floss your teeth. Exercise regularly. Party wisely. |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 6:55 pm ] |
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He who suffers most is he who does not eat the chili, for he is defenseless. If you have to use the same cloth to wash your face and your ***, wash your face first. Man doesn't get a house but some woman comes along and takes it. Before you marry a woman, take a good long look at her mother. Some women turn out to be like their fathers. Don't get married. Don't sell shoes. Don't put your meat where you get your bread. |
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| Author: | Taskiss [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:10 pm ] |
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Always wipe the seat down in a public toilet and you'll never find yourself without paper after it's too late. When you're driving and you're behind a guy turning, watch him 'till he gets out of your way, THEN turn your head and see if it's clear so you can turn. |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:07 pm ] |
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Be happy with yourself, never expect someone else to make you happy. |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:30 pm ] |
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. |
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| Author: | Aegnor [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:56 pm ] |
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Sorry, tried to read the rest of the thread, but still laughing uncontrollably at the vision of LK running through the house chasing a flaming cat. That is so wrong, lol. |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:22 am ] |
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Having met LK, I can see her doing that, and yes, it had me laughing and feeling sorry for the cat. |
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| Author: | Jasmy [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:13 am ] |
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I'm still laughing at LK and the flaming kitty!  My advise? Live your life to the fullest every day, because you never know when your time is done! Be safe, be happy, and have fun!! 
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 8:44 am ] |
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The cat was fine, btw...just singed tail hair. 
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| Author: | Rynar [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:06 pm ] |
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It's been said before, but it bears repeating: "Don't stick your dick in the crazy." |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:30 pm ] |
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On the opposite note... Don't stick with the dick at the first signs of crazy, thinking it's just a fluke. |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:56 pm ] |
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Go camping occasionally, get away from the city, enjoy nature, leave all the electronic time wasters and communication gadgets locked up at home. Enjoy a couple nights around the fire talking with friends, telling old stories, singing, relaxing, just being there. Downtime with friends helps you regain your sense of belonging to the human race. |
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| Author: | Taamar [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 4:40 pm ] |
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Paraphrased from a favourite book: Adulthood isn't a prize they award for being a good child. No one gives you a diploma that makes you an adult, nor is it automatic at a certain age. It's also not something you can attain by doing with your parents think is best for you. You just decide to be one by consistently making the mature choices for your own life. |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:05 pm ] |
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Kirra wrote: On the opposite note... Don't stick with the dick at the first signs of crazy, thinking it's just a fluke. So...don't let the crazy dick stick you? |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:41 pm ] |
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LadyKate wrote: Kirra wrote: On the opposite note... Don't stick with the dick at the first signs of crazy, thinking it's just a fluke. So...don't let the crazy dick stick you? Rofl...much more succinct than mine 
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:23 pm ] |
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Not all dicks are crazy, but very few are attached to a conscience. Not all places to stick it are crazy, but you might want to see if you're on the same page of the quest before entering the treasure room. |
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