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Makin' fun of yer names!!
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Author:  LadyKate [ Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:01 am ]
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Yeah, I know, some of these are hit or miss...


Dash: I saw the new edition of "Men's Health" came out with a picture of a barechested hot guy on the cover and I made a mad DASH for the newsstand.

Mookhow: My 2 year old and I were driving through India and when traffic came to a standstill as we waited for a bovine to cross the road, my toddler said "Wook mommee..MOOKHOW!"


Kairtane: I was going to grill this weekend, but I forgot to refill the tank with KAIRTANE.


Lenas: A good samaritan was walking home one night and saw 4 drunk guys laying on the sidewalk. He stopped and asked if they needed help getting up and they said, "Weesh ok, jush LENAS up againsh tha wall."

Midgen: "Would you like the custom stain on the face of your custom made guitar to be darker?" "Yes, please, just a MIDGEN."

Lalaas: I bought my pre-teen daughter a karaoke machine to use with her friends and they are driving me insane with all their LALAAS.

Gorse: The proper response when asked if you would like to have sex is "Yes, of Gorse!"

Khross: If you do not use certain words in the proper context, you can make a certain glader very KHROSS with you.

Darkroland: I was at a restaurant with a friend and the waiter asked if we would like rye rolls or sourdough rolls, and my friend said "I would like a DARKROLAND a light one, please."

Lonedar: I went and asked my neighbors if I could borrow some underwear and they said "Sorry, we LONEDAR last pair to your husband last week."

Shuyung and Timmit: I introduced my college buddy to a quiet wallflower of a girl who was half his age and when I asked him if he was interested, he replied "No, I like them more outgoing, older, and boisterous....she is too SHUYUNG and TIMMIT for me."

Kirra: I don't KIRRA bit whether you needed both of them, you shoulda known better than to take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time, now go wash the dang sheets!!

Author:  Jasmy [ Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:20 am ]
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:lol: :thumbs:

Author:  Lenas [ Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:57 am ]
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LadyKate wrote:
Lenas: A good samaritan was walking home one night and saw 4 drunk guys laying on the sidewalk. He stopped and asked if they needed help getting up and they said, "Weesh ok, jush LENAS up againsh tha wall."


Blah, so you're one of the Leenas pronouncers :lol:

Author:  Mookhow [ Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:16 pm ]
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Is there another way to pronounce Lenas?

Author:  Talya [ Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:20 pm ]
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Maybe he's a French network storage device? Le NAS?

Author:  LadyKate [ Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:28 pm ]
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Talya wrote:
Maybe he's a French network storage device? Le NAS?


Lean ***? That joke writes itself!

Author:  Gorse [ Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:18 pm ]
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LadyKate wrote:
Gorse: The proper response when asked if you would like to have sex is "Yes, of Gorse!"


Thanks for not including anything about the zebra (or any other equine).

Author:  darksiege [ Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:27 pm ]
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hrm, I have always pronounced Lenas as if it were Linus with a soft e instead of a hard I.

Author:  Lenas [ Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:55 am ]
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Well... all I can say is, you're smart ****' guy.

Author:  Müs [ Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:02 am ]
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Lenas, rhymes with Penas. ;)

Author:  Micheal [ Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:04 am ]
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Last time I checked, Moose/Mus still rhymes with deuce.

Author:  Müs [ Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:04 am ]
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<Austin Powers>And I'm wild baby yeah!</Austin Powers>

Author:  Micheal [ Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:05 am ]
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Pass the tp.

Author:  Müs [ Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:06 am ]
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