The Glade 4.0

This is so good, it could almost go in Entertainment. Best mug shots, ever. The possibilities for humor are almost endless.

Bungled beer heist in Covina.

You may begin.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

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Anyone else just want to hit the blonde?

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

He looks like a three year old that has been told no dessert if he doesn't finish his broccoli.

I can't believe they were stupid enough to steal a 30 pack of beer...well, after seeing their mug shots I guess I can believe that.

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

I can't believe bail is $50,000 for shoplifting.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I'm fairly certain that the $50,000 bail has nothing to do with the shoplifting or armed robbery chargers and everything to do with the fact that these three teenagers are too stupid to roam free.

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Wasn't there an Assault with a Deadly Weapon charge in there?

Tecate? Ugh! If you're going to risk it, steal something worth stealing!

Meh, I have come to the conclusion that the majority of guys do not get their brains mailed to them until they are older than 25.

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Memento Vivere

I have local knowledge.
That sandbar was not there yesterday!

I'm amazed that Teacate is available in Canada. I don't recall ever seeing it in Ohio. In Texas, it's readily available (obviously).

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

I know that particular package was a long time coming for me.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Holy Christ that's a lot of charges they accrued for themselves to get a 30 of beer. Wait, aren't they above the drinking age in Canada? So it wasn't about getting the beer but not having to pay the... $15 or so?

WTF

This was in California, drinking age - 21. But, yeah, trying to steal a 30-pack? Not like you're going to run with it, ya know? Steal a bottle of whiskey or something.

Glad you enjoyed.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

Probably just as well. It lets them have something in common with all the girls their age.

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Buckle your pants or they might fall down.

Interesting that they're too young to buy alcohol but because they're 19 they'll be tried as adults.

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In time, this too shall pass.

Hah, good point.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

Robbery in this case would have been a year's probation and settled quickly. Its the other charges that have them deep in the septic tank.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Here's the big one. The "Assault with a Deadly Weapon". I missed that earlier.

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Holy shitsnacks!