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Stupid Criminals of the Day, 9/21/11
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Author:  Aethien [ Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:49 pm ]
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This is so good, it could almost go in Entertainment. Best mug shots, ever. The possibilities for humor are almost endless.

Bungled beer heist in Covina.

You may begin. :D
Author:  Khross [ Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:19 pm ]
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Author:  Micheal [ Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:36 pm ]
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Anyone else just want to hit the blonde?
Author:  Jasmy [ Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:41 pm ]
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He looks like a three year old that has been told no dessert if he doesn't finish his broccoli. :P

I can't believe they were stupid enough to steal a 30 pack of beer...well, after seeing their mug shots I guess I can believe that. :D
Author:  Müs [ Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:08 pm ]
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I can't believe bail is $50,000 for shoplifting.
Author:  Khross [ Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:41 pm ]
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I'm fairly certain that the $50,000 bail has nothing to do with the shoplifting or armed robbery chargers and everything to do with the fact that these three teenagers are too stupid to roam free.
Author:  Midgen [ Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:46 pm ]
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Wasn't there an Assault with a Deadly Weapon charge in there?
Author:  Darkroland [ Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:48 pm ]
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Tecate? Ugh! If you're going to risk it, steal something worth stealing!
Author:  Squirrel Girl [ Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:25 am ]
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Meh, I have come to the conclusion that the majority of guys do not get their brains mailed to them until they are older than 25.
Author:  Diamondeye [ Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:06 am ]
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I'm amazed that Teacate is available in Canada. I don't recall ever seeing it in Ohio. In Texas, it's readily available (obviously).
Author:  Vindicarre [ Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:17 am ]
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Squirrel Girl wrote:
Meh, I have come to the conclusion that the majority of guys do not get their brains mailed to them until they are older than 25.


I know that particular package was a long time coming for me. ;)
Author:  Arathain Kelvar [ Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:36 am ]
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Holy Christ that's a lot of charges they accrued for themselves to get a 30 of beer. Wait, aren't they above the drinking age in Canada? So it wasn't about getting the beer but not having to pay the... $15 or so?

WTF
Author:  Aethien [ Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:14 pm ]
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This was in California, drinking age - 21. But, yeah, trying to steal a 30-pack? Not like you're going to run with it, ya know? Steal a bottle of whiskey or something.

Glad you enjoyed.
Author:  Corolinth [ Fri Sep 23, 2011 5:06 pm ]
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Squirrel Girl wrote:
Meh, I have come to the conclusion that the majority of guys do not get their brains mailed to them until they are older than 25.
Probably just as well. It lets them have something in common with all the girls their age.
Author:  Taskiss [ Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:02 pm ]
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Interesting that they're too young to buy alcohol but because they're 19 they'll be tried as adults.
Author:  Aethien [ Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:55 pm ]
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Hah, good point.
Author:  Micheal [ Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:54 am ]
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Quote:
Andy Huynh, Nicholas Kalscheuer and Nicholas Fiumetto, all 19, were arrested Wednesday on charges of robbery, assault with a deadly weapon and resisting arrest, according to a Covina police report.


Robbery in this case would have been a year's probation and settled quickly. Its the other charges that have them deep in the septic tank.
Author:  Müs [ Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:04 am ]
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Quote:
As Huynh pulled out, an employee jumped on the hood of the car to avoid getting run over. Huynh careened through the parking lot, hitting a curb and sending the employee onto the pavement, scraping his arms in the fall,


Here's the big one. The "Assault with a Deadly Weapon". I missed that earlier.
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