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| Author: | LadyKate [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:26 am ] |
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...a group of Gladers were walking through Wal-Mart, when suddenly, one of them shouted: |
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| Author: | Killuas [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:27 am ] |
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That was no Lady that was my wife! |
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| Author: | Foamy [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:29 am ] |
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Nitefox, incensed that someone is ogling his wife, ran to the Sporting goods section to get a baseball bat to assist in the impending beat-down of said ogler. |
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| Author: | Hopwin [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:31 am ] |
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Seeing murder in the king's eye, Arafys beat a hasty retreat into the canned goods aisle |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:32 am ] |
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and Nitefox got distracted in the MTG section while the Tampon shelf was accidentally dumped over by |
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| Author: | Foamy [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:46 am ] |
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the Alzheimer lady's dog. "Where am I, who are you people, and where am I?", shouted Alzheimer lady. |
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| Author: | Khross [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:52 am ] |
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And then Foamy was killed for totally inappropriate cross-germination of Wal-Mart aisles. |
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| Author: | Taskiss [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:55 am ] |
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"Doombots! Quick, someone call the girl with the squirrel!" screamed Müs, in a high pitched voice. |
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| Author: | Foamy [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 12:02 pm ] |
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Suddenly, Foamy stirred. Despite receiving what appeared to be a fatal wound from Khross, he stood triumphantly and faced his would be killer. "HA! What you didn't know is that I can not be killed by one that does not possess a sense of humor!" |
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| Author: | Hopwin [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:07 pm ] |
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To which Doom replied, "HAHA! I am not left-handed either!" |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:20 pm ] |
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Suddenly reminded of what they came in for to begin with, all the Gladers bought all the DVDs of The Princess Bride from the $5 bin and then |
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| Author: | Midgen [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:08 pm ] |
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LK realized, after several fatalities, that this thread was a horrible idea and promised herself she would never do it again.. The End |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:51 pm ] |
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But then a wild idea filled LK's mind....WWMD? She thought to herself...then promptly rejected this course of action. The end? No, never! LK broke into a chorus line dance in the main aisle of Walmart... |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 7:53 pm ] |
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and promptly kicked the responding policeman in the chin. Diamondeye objected . . . |
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| Author: | Müs [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:16 pm ] |
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But his objection was overruled. The ruling on the field was holding, 10 yard penalty. Repeat first down. Just then... |
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| Author: | Khross [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:17 pm ] |
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God personally reminded the Moose that the Moose is a Seahawks fan. |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:55 pm ] |
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and The Moose was so ecstatic that God had personally reminded him of anything at all, until he realized it was just Khross running around playing God again so he |
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| Author: | Foamy [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:15 pm ] |
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flexed his calf muscles and ran out of the store, across the parking lot and into the sunset. Meanwhile, at the customer service counter, Lex Luthor... |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:29 pm ] |
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was trying to hit on the chick working there, until he came to the horrifying realization |
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| Author: | FarSky [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:39 pm ] |
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...that he was, I'm fact, a woman himself! Herself. DUN DUN DUNNNN! |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:51 pm ] |
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so Lex ran off to the bathroom to get in touch with his feminine side. Meanwhile, out in the parking lot... |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:16 pm ] |
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Talya was parking her new Mazda just in time for Mus to leap over it and . . . |
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| Author: | Müs [ Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:38 pm ] |
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seeing a hot redhead, Müs paused for a moment to ogle. Realizing all of a sudden that... |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:53 am ] |
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It was Lex in a red wig instead of actually being Taly....so he |
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| Author: | Müs [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:42 am ] |
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sat down in the parking lot to ponder if this was all a bad trip influenced by all the... |
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