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Order a Russian bride?

Just hire a lawyer negotiate a Sarah contract.

Khross wrote:

Just hire a lawyer negotiate a Sarah contract.

A what now?

Elmo, you are one creepy SOB.

Elmarnieh wrote:

Khross wrote:

Just hire a lawyer negotiate a Sarah contract.

A what now?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham

According to the Bible, Abraham was a follower of the "One God" -- in exchange for his continued worship God promises him a) a land of his own and b) that his decedents will be as numerous as the grains of sand. Abraham and his wife Sarai (Sarah) were exceedingly old at the time-- Sarah proposes that he take his servant to bed, Hagar. Hagar bears him a son, Ishmael. Sarah eventually demands that Hagar and Ishmael be thrown out (God saves them and according to tradition they are the progenitors of Mohamed) and then God grants Sarah a son, Isaac.

Arathain Kelvar wrote:

Elmo, you are one creepy SOB.

^this

This is what he is talking about.

You get the whole thing together for next year, and maybe (with Oonagh's approval) we can dress Sean and next baby up in this costume.

Awww that so cute lol

After passing candy out and seeing all the cute kids, I kinda got the baby blues too.

Kirra wrote:

Awww that so cute lol

After passing candy out and seeing all the cute kids, I kinda got the baby blues too.

The solution to our shared issue seems obvious.

Elmarnieh wrote:

Kirra wrote:

Awww that so cute lol

After passing candy out and seeing all the cute kids, I kinda got the baby blues too.

The solution to our shared issue seems obvious.

Run away screaming?

Aizle wrote:

Run away screaming?

I don't think that would help either of us.

Elmarnieh wrote:

Aizle wrote:

Run away screaming?

I don't think that would help either of us.

What if you ran away screaming and bumped into a hot girl who happened to be hot for your powerful lungs?

Creepiest thread ever.

And Elmo.. Kirra is a badass now. Don't get any ideas, she might beat you severely.

Diamondeye wrote:

Creepiest thread ever.

And Elmo.. Kirra is a badass now. Don't get any ideas, she might beat you severely.

I don't see how that would help either of us.

Author:	Elmarnieh [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:45 am ]
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Preferably two. I am already behind schedule on this project. Must expect children to look good in aviator glasses.

Author:	Lex Luthor [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:48 am ]
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Order a Russian bride?

Author:	Khross [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:50 am ]
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Just hire a lawyer negotiate a Sarah contract.

Author:	TheRiov [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:52 am ]
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Elmarnieh != Abraham

Author:	Elmarnieh [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:56 am ]
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Lex Luthor wrote: Order a Russian bride? Thanks I just browsed around but I'd like to do this sooner rather than later and it takes time to go through.

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Author:	Oonagh [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:02 am ]
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HUH?

Author:	TheRiov [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:04 am ]
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Elmarnieh wrote: Khross wrote: Just hire a lawyer negotiate a Sarah contract. A what now? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham According to the Bible, Abraham was a follower of the "One God" -- in exchange for his continued worship God promises him a) a land of his own and b) that his decedents will be as numerous as the grains of sand. Abraham and his wife Sarai (Sarah) were exceedingly old at the time-- Sarah proposes that he take his servant to bed, Hagar. Hagar bears him a son, Ishmael. Sarah eventually demands that Hagar and Ishmael be thrown out (God saves them and according to tradition they are the progenitors of Mohamed) and then God grants Sarah a son, Isaac.

Author:	Arathain Kelvar [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:06 am ]
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Elmo, you are one creepy SOB.

Author:	Taskiss [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:08 am ]
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Arathain Kelvar wrote: Elmo, you are one creepy SOB. ^this

Author:	Oonagh [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:10 am ]
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TheRiov wrote: Elmarnieh wrote: Khross wrote: Just hire a lawyer negotiate a Sarah contract. A what now? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham According to the Bible, Abraham was a follower of the "One God" -- in exchange for his continued worship God promises him a) a land of his own and b) that his decedents will be as numerous as the grains of sand. Abraham and his wife Sarai (Sarah) were exceedingly old at the time-- Sarah proposes that he take his servant to bed, Hagar. Hagar bears him a son, Ishmael. Sarah eventually demands that Hagar and Ishmael be thrown out (God saves them and according to tradition they are the progenitors of Mohamed) and then God grants Sarah a son, Isaac. Years later Abraham goes to Ishmael in what later becomes Mecca, and out of heaven falls the Sacred Black Stone or first covenant between man and God and this is where the Kaaba is now located.

Author:	Müs [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:59 am ]
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Taskiss wrote: Arathain Kelvar wrote: Elmo, you are one creepy SOB. ^this And I'm the inappropriate one

Author:	Foamy [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:46 pm ]
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This is what he is talking about. You get the whole thing together for next year, and maybe (with Oonagh's approval) we can dress Sean and next baby up in this costume.

Author:	Kirra [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:11 pm ]
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Awww that so cute lol After passing candy out and seeing all the cute kids, I kinda got the baby blues too.

Author:	Müs [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:14 pm ]
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Foamy wrote: This is what he is talking about. You get the whole thing together for next year, and maybe (with Oonagh's approval) we can dress Sean and next baby up in this costume. He maybe should have linked that in his post instead of... well, not linking it.

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Author:	Elmarnieh [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:15 pm ]
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Kirra wrote: Awww that so cute lol After passing candy out and seeing all the cute kids, I kinda got the baby blues too. The solution to our shared issue seems obvious.

Author:	Aizle [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:38 pm ]
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Elmarnieh wrote: Kirra wrote: Awww that so cute lol After passing candy out and seeing all the cute kids, I kinda got the baby blues too. The solution to our shared issue seems obvious. Run away screaming?

Author:	TheRiov [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:40 pm ]
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Need brain bleach.

Author:	Elmarnieh [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:47 pm ]
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Aizle wrote: Elmarnieh wrote: Kirra wrote: Awww that so cute lol After passing candy out and seeing all the cute kids, I kinda got the baby blues too. The solution to our shared issue seems obvious. Run away screaming? I don't think that would help either of us.

Author:	Mookhow [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:54 pm ]
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Elmarnieh wrote: Aizle wrote: Run away screaming? I don't think that would help either of us. What if you ran away screaming and bumped into a hot girl who happened to be hot for your powerful lungs?

Author:	Elmarnieh [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:55 pm ]
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Mookhow wrote: Elmarnieh wrote: Aizle wrote: Run away screaming? I don't think that would help either of us. What if you ran away screaming and bumped into a hot girl who happened to be hot for your powerful lungs? My lungs are actually only at 75% normal capacity now.

Author:	Diamondeye [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:24 pm ]
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Creepiest thread ever. And Elmo.. Kirra is a badass now. Don't get any ideas, she might beat you severely.

Author:	Elmarnieh [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:29 pm ]
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Diamondeye wrote: Creepiest thread ever. And Elmo.. Kirra is a badass now. Don't get any ideas, she might beat you severely. I don't see how that would help either of us.

Author:	bale [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:35 pm ]
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the sharper the pain, the sharper the pleasure ?

Author:	Diamondeye [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:37 pm ]
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Elmarnieh wrote: Diamondeye wrote: Creepiest thread ever. And Elmo.. Kirra is a badass now. Don't get any ideas, she might beat you severely. I don't see how that would help either of us. It might behoove you to consider that Kirra's desire for babies is most likely less than her desire to make a few with some guy from the internet she's never met before.