They have added a picture of the suspect:
In 2112 hipsters have taken over.
| The Glade 4.0 https://gladerebooted.net/ |
|
| Man from the future arrested at the Large Hadron Collider https://gladerebooted.net/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=7788 |
Page 1 of 1 |
| Author: | bale [ Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Man from the future arrested at the Large Hadron Collider |
http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arr ... -49305387/ Quote: A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world. Quote: "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." Ok, not a fan of communism, but kit-kats for all doesn't sound too bad.. |
|
| Author: | Lex Luthor [ Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
How did he expect to destroy something that largely exists underground? |
|
| Author: | bale [ Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
we can't underestimate his abilities. I mean, he says he was responsible for the baguette incident at the LHC last year |
|
| Author: | Mookhow [ Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Man from the future arrested at the Large Hadron Collide |
The Kit Kats are just there to fatten him up for the Morlocks. |
|
| Author: | Taskiss [ Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
"By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010, 10:33am" |
|
| Author: | Hopwin [ Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
They have added a picture of the suspect: In 2112 hipsters have taken over. |
|
| Author: | Talya [ Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
This is pure awesome. Quote: Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
|
|
| Author: | Stathol [ Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: |
Taskiss wrote: "By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010, 10:33am" Quote: Further developments at the LHC: Accident at Large Hadron Collider shunts April Fools' Day to 1 November I'm not sure how to explain that this is 1 December, though. I guess the problem is worse than we thought! |
|
| Author: | Kirra [ Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | |
I read this as... Large hardon collider... Geez, I need new glasses. |
|
| Author: | Stathol [ Thu Dec 01, 2011 12:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Man from the future arrested at the Large Hadron Collide |
You aren't the only one: 
|
|
| Author: | Müs [ Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Man from the future arrested at the Large Hadron Collide |
bale wrote: Quote: "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." Ok, not a fan of communism, but kit-kats for all doesn't sound too bad.. Spoiler: |
|
| Author: | TheRiov [ Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: |
Kirra wrote: I read this as... Large hardon collider... Geez, I need new glasses. Freudian reading |
|
| Author: | Rynar [ Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: |
Kirra wrote: I read this as... Large hardon collider... Geez, I need new glasses. Cock Bump? 
|
|
| Author: | Sean [ Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | |
El. Psy. Congroo. It was the choice of Steins;Gate. 
|
|
| Author: | Numbuk [ Sat Dec 03, 2011 3:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Man from the future arrested at the Large Hadron Collide |
They're in your teeth, Bob. |
|
| Author: | Wwen [ Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: |
Kirra wrote: I read this as... Large hardon collider... Geez, I need new glasses. If the balls touch, the world ends. |
|
| Page 1 of 1 | All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ] |
| Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group https://www.phpbb.com/ |
|
