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bale
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A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.


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"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

Ok, not a fan of communism, but kit-kats for all doesn't sound too bad..
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How did he expect to destroy something that largely exists underground?
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we can't underestimate his abilities. I mean, he says he was responsible for the baguette incident at the LHC last year
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The Kit Kats are just there to fatten him up for the Morlocks.

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"By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010, 10:33am"

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They have added a picture of the suspect:

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This is pure awesome.

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Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.


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Taskiss wrote:
"By Nick Hide on 1 April 2010, 10:33am"

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Further developments at the LHC: Accident at Large Hadron Collider shunts April Fools' Day to 1 November

I'm not sure how to explain that this is 1 December, though. I guess the problem is worse than we thought!

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I read this as...

Large hardon collider...

Geez, I need new glasses.

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bale wrote:
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"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

Ok, not a fan of communism, but kit-kats for all doesn't sound too bad..


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Kirra wrote:
I read this as...

Large hardon collider...

Geez, I need new glasses.

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Kirra wrote:
I read this as...

Large hardon collider...

Geez, I need new glasses.


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Kirra wrote:
I read this as...

Large hardon collider...

Geez, I need new glasses.

If the balls touch, the world ends.

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