The Glade 4.0

I love burned cheese. If I'm making scrambled eggs and mix in some cheese, I love to eat the bits of cheese that miss the eggs and get seared on the pan. I love the burnt top of lasagna. I could just take cheese, throw it in a hot pan and eat the fried goodness.

I however, hate burnt cheese on pizza. It must be soft and melty.

What's up with that?

You sir, are inconsistent.

Comes with being human. Don't sweat it. If you do let it bother you it will cost you huge amounts of money in psych bills for them to get you to come to the realization that . . .you're human and inconsistent.

If you wish to send me a 10% fee for the 68,000 in psych bills, or whatever sum you think you would have spent - which is only fair - contact Oonagh and Foamy and have them set up a college fund for Sean Michael with it.

See, I'm not a greedy lump after all.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I married a therapist...the source and solution to all my woes. Her and beer, that is.

You are a brave man Lonedar.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Yeah, marrying a therapist... well, I guess that's what the beer is for!

I can think of a few people who should marry a therapist. Lonedar would not have been even in the top 10 of that list. I suppose that is probably why she agreed to marry him though. Classic catch-22.

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Think of it from the therapists point of view Hopwin, after giving succor and counsel to the disturbed people you are paid to listen to all day, coming home to someone who's biggest issue is whether the beer needs a bottle opener or the top screws off can be quite enervating.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones