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Author: | Nitefox [ Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:37 am ] |
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http://larrybrownsports.com/mma/fighter ... nis/166466 MMA is a pretty dangerous combat sport that can lead to some serious injuries. Who would figure that the most gruesome injury one fighter suffered actually happened out of the cage? Ray Elbe, who competed on Season 9 of “The Ultimate Fighter,” announced on Saturday that he sustained one of the most horrifying injuries we can think of: a broken penis. No, the injury did not occur while he was fighting; it actually happened while he was having sex. Elbe explained in a video posted on his website over the weekend that the injury occurred while he was having sex with his girlfriend in Malaysia on Dec. 3. He says his penis broke (ed note: there is no bone to break) when his girlfriend landed hard on him. Blood began spraying everywhere. “I ended up fracturing my penis bone … I tore the urinary tract, tore some membrane — as it happened you can imagine the shock and the horror that was going on,” Elbe said in the video. “I jumped up from the intimate moment, blood shooting out of my groin. I immediately tried to run to the shower, felt myself losing consciousness, tried to walk back to the bed at which point I collapsed, knocking myself out. I gave myself 10 stitches and fractured a couple teeth.” Elbe says he tried treating himself after coming to, and that his girlfriend was frantic. She called emergency while he was laying naked on the floor in a pool of blood. Elbe says he spent 13 days — including his birthday — in the hospital, and that he’s still using a catheter to urinate. He says he’s going back for a checkup on Dec. 19 where the catheter should be removed. Elbe was obviously embarrassed about the injury, but he says he went public about it to raise awareness for it. “This is probably the worst nightmare you can think of,” he said. “The biggest problem people suffering from this medical emergency encounter…is not immediately seeking medical attention. “I hope my story helps someone with a similar injury in some way…as this experience is truly something you would never wish on anyone..lol,” Elbe wrote on his blog. Over Twitter, Elbe described the experience as coming “as close to death as you can come without dying.” Doctors expect him to make a full recovery. We’ve seen other athletes get hurt during sex, but this is the first time I’ve ever heard of someone breaking their penis. I honestly didn’t even know that was possible, so I really do thank Elbe for sharing his story to help educate the public. And here I was thinking sex was supposed to be an enjoyable experience … Here’s a photo of Elbe and his girlfriend (who he says will soon be his fiancee) in less horrifying times: Ummm..ow? |
Author: | darksiege [ Tue Dec 18, 2012 3:08 pm ] |
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so if she says she is going to tear that **** up... she means it. |
Author: | Sam [ Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:25 pm ] |
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When I worked surgery, we had some of these cases come in. Thankfully I wasn't required to help in those, as they are not perdy. I've been told they shorten the tool a smidge when they fix it, which for some dudes could be quite noticable! |
Author: | Wwen [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:58 am ] |
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When it got to "Blood began spraying everywhere" I stoped reading for a few seconds to go AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH for a few seconds in my mind. |
Author: | Darkroland [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:18 am ] |
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I can't cross my legs any harder. Thank goodness watching lots of anime has given me the ability to perfectly imagine this: “I jumped up from the intimate moment, blood shooting out of my groin." |
Author: | Talya [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:24 pm ] |
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Sam wrote: When I worked surgery, we had some of these cases come in. Thankfully I wasn't required to help in those, as they are not perdy. I've been told they shorten the tool a smidge when they fix it, which for some dudes could be quite noticable! Uh. Question...what does he actually mean? There's no literal bone there to break? |
Author: | Lenas [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:41 pm ] |
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Talya wrote: Uh. Question...what does he actually mean? There's no literal bone there to break? Quote: … I tore the urinary tract, tore some membrane
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Author: | Colphax [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:19 pm ] |
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Talya wrote: Sam wrote: When I worked surgery, we had some of these cases come in. Thankfully I wasn't required to help in those, as they are not perdy. I've been told they shorten the tool a smidge when they fix it, which for some dudes could be quite noticable! Uh. Question...what does he actually mean? There's no literal bone there to break? The medical diagnosis for his condition is "penile fracture," and I'll bet he's fixated on the "fracture" part. Most people think of "fracture" as only being for bone tissue, and "rupture" for soft tissues, but medically the proper term for a break in any tissue, soft or bone, is "fracture." It's kinda rare for an open penile fracture with lots of blood though |
Author: | Screeling [ Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:06 pm ] |
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It's gonna be awkward getting people to sign his cast. |
Author: | Dalantia [ Sun Dec 23, 2012 6:12 pm ] |
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Author: | Nitefox [ Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:11 pm ] |
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These seem to just...go together I guess? Again...ow? Quote: http://larrybrownsports.com/wrestling/sean-waltman-tore-anus/180718#more-180718
Wrestling organizations like the WWE may be purely entertainment, but the injuries can be real. Typically when we see a wrestler wincing in pain we assume it’s all part of the act, but that was hardly the case for Sean “X-Pac” Waltman during a match over the weekend. According to his girlfriend Alicia Nicole Webb, aka Ryan Shamrock, Waltman suffered a torn anus while attempting his signature move the “Bronco Buster.” Wrestling news website WrestleChat.net said that Waltman’s opponent moved out of the way when he was about to attempt the move, causing him to fly into the corner post crotch-first. Webb posted the photo you see above on Twitter with the following message. “We don’t know if there is a medical term for it…but he did a bronco buster last night that literally ripped his *** apart!” she wrote. “Lost a lot of blood! Had surgery this morning and is on the road to recovery! Believe it or not, this has happened to him once before!” Good lord. How many butthole injuries can one man take before he decides to call it quits? You have to admire the commitment. As we learned from an MMA fighter several months back, gruesome injuries like this can happen inside the ring or at home. Fortunately, it appears Waltman is recovering well and in good spirits. Sean has been released! Taking him home for some TLC. [pic]: 4sq.com/16devTo — Alicia Nicole Webb (@AliciaNicole79) March 25, 2013 Here’s hoping he has a speedy recovery and can avoid injuring his anus for the rest of his career. |
Author: | Raell [ Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:11 pm ] |
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Jumping Jesus... |
Author: | FarSky [ Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:24 pm ] |
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Gives new meaning to "tear-assing around". |
Author: | Kindralas [ Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:25 pm ] |
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Really, if you're opening "random disgusting injuries" to professional wrestling, you've got a long way to go. It was common practice for a while for trainers to break the ankle of a new trainee in every class just to prove wrestling was real. |
Author: | Stathol [ Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:40 pm ] |
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Quote: Waltman suffered a torn anus while attempting his signature move the “Bronco Buster.” Truly the out-of-context quotation gods have smiled upon us this day. Edit: Maybe he should stop horsing around. |
Author: | Müs [ Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:49 pm ] |
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Stathol wrote: Edit: Maybe he should stop horsing around. |
Author: | Sam [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:27 am ] |
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Yeah, the broken dick thing is often a result of man on bottom, slip-out, you get the idea. The anus tearing.....I gotta call bullshit. This dude be taking a dildo up the chute or has a BF. He's just making **** up. Kinda like those guys that would come into the ER with an object stuffed up their rectum......"I fell on it". Yeah buddy, sure you did.. |
Author: | Müs [ Wed Mar 27, 2013 1:20 am ] |
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If you fell on it bro, who lubed it up beforehand? Attachment: jardinain of lieben.jpg [ 28.79 KiB | Viewed 6750 times ] |
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