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Author:  darksiege [ Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:17 pm ]
Post subject:  A request for assistance
Okay, here is what I am trying to do... I am trying to create a list of fairly Karmically neutral curses which I can use on people. The conditions are... curse word free and not vulgar. Mus and I have come up with the following list. Please feel free to add in any that fit the no cursing and not vulgar theme.


1. May she/he never find shoes to match his/her outfits
2. May she/he never be able to get a decent cup of coffee
3. May his/her steaks always be cooked a little overdone
4. May they only get 2 bars when trying to stream a video
5. May all your furniture be Mahogany
6. May you always choose the bathroom stall that is out of TP
7. May your DVDs never upconvert to 1080p
8. May your partner never understand Firefly.
9. May your lifesaving medications be considered Non-Formulary by your insurance carrier.
10. May your 4 minute eggs always take 6 minutes.
11. May you ever be stuck behind old people writing checks when paying for groceries.
12. May automated answering machines never be able to understand your commands
13. May your cell phone battery indicator always overestimate capacity.
14. May your USB devices never plug in on the first or second try.
15. May your milk sour a day before the expiration date.
16. May your gas refills always stop two cents over your available cash.
17. May elevator doors close slowly when you're in a rush.
18. May you always catch red lights.
19. May you always put on t-shirts backwards.
20. I hope you stumble slightly over an imaginary bump in front of strangers.
21. May your water cooler always pour at room temperature.
22. May you always live in Interesting times.

You guys are good.
Author:  Lenas [ Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:18 pm ]
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May your water cooler always pour at room temperature.
Author:  Hopwin [ Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:35 pm ]
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I hope you stumble slightly over an imaginary bump in front of strangers.
Author:  Lenas [ Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:39 pm ]
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May you always put on t-shirts backwards.
Author:  FarSky [ Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:39 pm ]
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May your gas refills always stop two cents over your available cash.

May elevator doors close slowly when you're in a rush.

May you always catch red lights.
Author:  FarSky [ Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:40 pm ]
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May your milk sour a day before the expiration date.
Author:  Hopwin [ Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:51 pm ]
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May your USB devices never plug in on the first or second try.
Author:  Müs [ Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:57 pm ]
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May your cell phone battery indicator always overestimate capacity.
Author:  Lenas [ Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:06 pm ]
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May automated answering machines never be able to understand your commands
Author:  FarSky [ Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:12 pm ]
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May you ever be stuck behind old people writing checks when paying for groceries.
Author:  TheRiov [ Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:28 pm ]
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May your 4 minute eggs always take 6 minutes.
Author:  Rorinthas [ Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:43 pm ]
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Hopwin wrote:
May your USB devices never plug in on the first or second try.

I'm pretty sure I suffer from that one already.


What about may you always live in interesting times.
Author:  Müs [ Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:46 pm ]
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May your lifesaving medications be considered Non-Formulary by your insurance carrier.
Author:  Müs [ Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:07 pm ]
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May you always dribble a little bit of gas on your shoes every time you fill up.
Author:  TheRiov [ Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:10 pm ]
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May your shower run cold whenever anyone flushes.

May your smartphone case always make the "a" hard to enter.

May you always find one little area you missed while shaving.
Author:  Müs [ Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:17 pm ]
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May every pair of headphones you own introduce barely noticeable hissing and popping to your music.
Author:  shuyung [ Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:55 pm ]
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Why don't you take 12 steps off an 11-step pier?
Author:  Corolinth [ Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:23 pm ]
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May the objects of your romantic interests always make the wrong assumption about your sexual persuasion.
Author:  Stathol [ Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:19 pm ]
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Quote:
22. May you always live in Interesting times.


Supposedly this is an escalating 3 part curse:

May you live in interesting times, may important people notice you, and may you find what you are looking for.
Author:  Micheal [ Sat Apr 06, 2013 2:22 pm ]
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Stathol beat me to it.

May you come to the attention of traffic officers and tax auditors on a regular basis.
Author:  FarSky [ Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:32 pm ]
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Phe sez "May your Popsicles always fall off their sticks" and "May restaurants always be out of your preferred soda."
Author:  Midgen [ Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:03 pm ]
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FarSky wrote:
Phe sez "May your Popsicles always fall off their sticks"


and......

WINNAR!!
Author:  Stathol [ Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:23 pm ]
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May you always insert your USB cables the wrong way. Twice.
Author:  Lenas [ Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:17 pm ]
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Hopwin wrote:
May your USB devices never plug in on the first or second try.


Stathol wrote:
May you always insert your USB cables the wrong way. Twice.
Author:  Hopwin [ Sun Apr 07, 2013 6:55 am ]
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May your DVR ALWAYS miss the last minute of your shows.
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