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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Police say a traffic stop led to animal cruelty charges after they found a live cat “marinating” in oil and peppers in the trunk of a car.

Buffalo police say officers heard the cat meowing when they stopped 51-year-old Gary Korkuc of Cheektowaga to ticket him for running a stop sign Sunday night.

They say they checked the trunk and found 4-year-old Navarro in a cage, his fur covered with oil, crushed red peppers and chili peppers.

Police say Korkuc told them he did it because Navarro was ill-tempered. Korkuc was charged with cruelty and released; his phone number isn’t listed.

Police say he told them he was going to cook Navarro. But they say Korkuc also complained that the neutered male cat got pregnant after he was spayed.

Animal advocates have cleaned Navarro and put him up for adoption.


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Wait.. The neutered male cat got pregnant after he was spayed?

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Wait.. The neutered male cat got pregnant after he was spayed?
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I'm all for his message, but I can't say I support his methods. I guess I'm just a purist like that.

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Hmmms ... down South, we save the burlap sack for Yankees ... like you, Rynar :P

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Khross wrote:
Hmmms ... down South, we save the burlap sack for Yankees ... like you, Rynar :P



But I... I'm not a Yankee...

I'm not from this wretched place.

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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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But I... I'm not a Yankee...

I'm not from this wretched place.
You are ... and if you make one more joke about cat killin'; well, let's just say we might have to arrange for you to have some quality time in a swamp ...

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Kaffis Mark V wrote:
Wait.. The neutered male cat got pregnant after he was spayed?

We actually had to have one of our male cats "spayed" after we took him in to be neutered and one of his balls hadn't dropped yet...

Normally we'd have waited until the other one dropped but he was getting...humpy...
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Khross wrote:
Rynar wrote:
But I... I'm not a Yankee...

I'm not from this wretched place.
You are ... and if you make one more joke about cat killin'; well, let's just say we might have to arrange for you to have some quality time in a swamp ...


It isn't cat killin', it is unburdening the world.

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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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Well, if that's your logic, I know a nice swamp.

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Fried green tomatoes anyone....

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Fried green tomatoes anyone....



Yes please!

I think this gentleman needs the old 72 hour psych eval.

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I always have to be careful when eating Chinese food. I'm quite allergic to cats.

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And yet, you eat pussy all the time.

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If I were allergic to that type of pussy, i'd have some serious health problems...

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Khross wrote:
Well, if that's your logic, I know a nice swamp.


You bring the burlap, I'll bring the Maine Coon. :P

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19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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Khross wrote:
Rynar wrote:
But I... I'm not a Yankee...

I'm not from this wretched place.
You are ... and if you make one more joke about cat killin'; well, let's just say we might have to arrange for you to have some quality time in a swamp ...


You just keep in mind who came out better in the last go-round.

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I'm all for his message, but I can't say I support his methods. I guess I'm just a purist like that.

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Rynar wrote:
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Well, if that's your logic, I know a nice swamp.
You bring the burlap, I'll bring the Maine Coon. :P
The cat will leave the swamp. Not so sure about you, though ...

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Diamondeye wrote:
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Rynar wrote:
But I... I'm not a Yankee...

I'm not from this wretched place.
You are ... and if you make one more joke about cat killin'; well, let's just say we might have to arrange for you to have some quality time in a swamp ...
You just keep in mind who came out better in the last go-round.
Robert E. Lee let you win.

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I think this gentleman needs the old 72 hour psych eval.

And a good ol' shot of "vitamin H"! :?

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Normally we'd have waited until the other one dropped but he was getting...humpy...


One of our dogs is humpy, still, even after neutering. I catch him occasionally attempting to mount and hump the basset hounds. They tend to adopt the "What the **** is he doing?" face when he tries.

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