The Glade 4.0

Hinckley shot Ronald Reagan and others to impress Jodie Foster.

It has long been my assertion that Hinckley succeeded, but the timing was such that Reagan was too popular to let die, Bush Senior wasn't ready to take over, and we had a double playing the part of Ronald Reagan for the rest of his life. Due to the makeover and the stress of pretending to be the President, the double's already present Alzheimer's accelerated rapidly. The lack of respect Bush showed Reagan when Bush took over, wasn't because he disrespected the real RR, who died a few years earlier, but because he was glad to see the double's back. Nancy went along with it and stayed with the double even after they left the White House, because she was an accessory after the fact. The legacy was such that when the double finally died she suffered through the death of Ronald Reagan again.

Discuss if you like, tell me I'm crazy if you think so.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

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Holy shitsnacks!

Yeah, I expected something like that. You're still sore I told people you wanted me to ride you across the river.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

I'm gonna go with crazy, especially since the attempt on Reagan's life didn't occur until March 30, 1981.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

So you are saying it's actually W who broke Tecumseh's curse?

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"

Fixed.

I hear Mike is HUGE! I'd imagine Müs is still sore...



Oh, yeah, and Micheal? I'd need overwhelming evidence to believe that.

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In time, this too shall pass.

I am SO putting this in the quotes page.

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

Well, he does use the Easy button as his avatar, just saying.

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The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. B. Franklin

"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

hahahahahahahaha!!

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth