The Glade 4.0

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... ssion.html

Nsfw for subject mater only.

Mind = Blown

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Holy shitsnacks!

Looks like that's not all that's getting blown! #heyooo

Huh.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Oh, now I see why this is in Heckfire. It also suggests we cruicified a Congressional candidate for commenting on a politically uncomfortable but apparently legitimately plausible scientific theory...

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

Well he still had a key misunderstanding of the theory, which is that a woman's body can only defend against rape pregnancy if she's already got a long-term partner. Which says nothing about the possibility of being raped by said partner.

Look, I'm not defending the guy. I'm just revelling in the delicious irony inherent in the situation of the Democrats attacking a Republican for trying (even unsuccessfully) to base his policy on science.

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

It was the phrase "legitimate rape" that got people's tempers boiling not his misunderstanding of the science. The phrase contains the implication that most rapes are false or that women should be blamed if they got pregnant from rape

This. It wasn't the idea that a woman had a greater chance of not getting pregnant from rape (or with an non-involved partner, or a number of other things) but rather the implication that if she did get pregnant, it was because she wanted to.

A biological bias towards something not happening does not equate to a "choice".

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Darksiege: You are not a god damned vulcan homie.

None of the previous five posts are really continuing in the spirit of the original post.

I am not sure if I should show this article to my husband. "You know, Jackie, you seem a little down today. Here. I'll take care of you..."

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Almost exactly the words I used when I shared the article with my wife

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Darksiege: You are not a god damned vulcan homie.

It doesn't contain the implication that most rapes are false. It contains the implication that there is a nontrivial instance of false rape accusation, which is true. Just like any other "violence against women" issue, however, the left can't allow any discussion of that because it would destroy the ability to use it to paint the right the way they want to. Cases like Tawana Brawley and the Duke Rape Case represent things that happen every day in this country. I've had soldiers in my unit accused of mass rape of a female whose story came apart in less than a quarter of an hour of just trying to take a basic police report.

The right really needs to stop apologizing for incidents like the "legitimate rape" one aside from acknowledging the man's poor phrasing. When these comments are met with outrage, the right needs to start telling the outraged to shut the **** up, and that these sorts of attempts to say "you can only talk about rape the way we say is acceptable because we are [allegedly] rape victims" will no longer be treated as serious. Rape is a crime like any other crime and it must be proven beyond reasonable doubt.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

Look, stop taking a perfectly good thread about the mental health benefits of cum-swallowing and making it about idiotic partisan political posturing.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
█ ♣ █

Now there's a mouthful that won't make you feel nearly as good! #heyooo

My posts in this thread are meant to be read in a '30s vaudevillian voice. Someone stop me.

Apparently both parties get a happy ending.

I've been reading them as Ed McMahon.

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Holy shitsnacks!

I have been reading them with a Groucho Marx sound to them

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Or Fozzie Bear.

WAKA WAKA WAKA!

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Holy shitsnacks!

Does this also work on gay dudes?

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Fozzie bear voice? Yes

Ask Elmo...

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Raell Kromwell

He scares me.

Wait which Elmo?

On second thought, doesn't matter, they both scare me.

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