The Glade 4.0

Really. Where is the thread for the fat people.

Hypothetical example:

1*1/2lbs burger*350cal
2*servings nachos*250cal
2*cola product servings*95cal

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“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

Everybody knows how to be fat and doesn't need help in being accountable toward getting fatter.

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The Dude abides.

lol

That reminds me I'll probably post nutrition stuff here too at some point.

DFK! you remind me of my buddy in Atlanta. He called to tell me he joined a gym. First thing they wanted to do was test his fitness level. He said "let me save you some trouble" and patted his belly. He also told me: "just to show you my level of commitment, my first question was how fast can I get out of my contract if I decide to quit"

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“Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and more useful in general”. - Mark Rippetoe

And it was *delicious!*

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"Aaaah! Emotions are weird!" - Amdee
"... Mirrorshades prevent the forces of normalcy from realizing that one is crazed and possibly dangerous. They are the symbol of the sun-staring visionary, the biker, the rocker, the policeman, and similar outlaws." - Bruce Sterling, preface to Mirrorshades

What kind of weak-ass cola product has only 95 calories?

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

What decent hamburger only has 350 calories?

1/2 pound burger = 350 cal? I guess if it's just the meat.

edit: Dammit Ladas.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Nachos with only 250 calories?? Where do I find such a critter??

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

Where's the "literate people" thread, where everybody notices the word "hypothetical".

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“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

They all just nodded their heads and thought, "If they think a 1/2 pound burger is only 350 cals, even hypothetically, that's why they're fat."

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Large Popcorn Chicken
Potato Wedges
Chicken Breast filet
Medium Diet Pepsi.

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Holy shitsnacks!

What does hypo ethical have to do with this discussion?

Sure sure.


Although, admittedly, I meant to put down 1/4lb and just realized I put it down for twice as much.

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“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

Shhh, never admit you made a mistake!

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Rookie mistake. He must be new to teh interwebs.

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In time, this too shall pass.

Well, hypothetically, your "hypothetical" example would fall well within the recommended 2000 calories per day diet.

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

A pro "fat people" thread or a how to help "fat people" no longer be fat thread?

I could see either being a possible need here.

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"Once we realize that imperfect understanding is the human condition, there is no shame in being wrong, only in failing to correct our mistakes."
- George Soros

Both?

Any public declaration of caloric intake opens you up to improvement regarding caloric intake.

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“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

We're right here. You can tell us because we're the ones poiting out your hypothetical estimates suck.

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"Hysterical children shrieking about right-wing anything need to go sit in the corner and be quiet while the adults are talking."

I need to cook drunk more last night I made grilled chicken that I somehow infused with beer (delicious, tender and juicy) and apparently hash browns with taco meat and I think salsa with God knows what spices.

Super yummy lunch and the perfect hangover cure.

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Fat people need a rope, not thread.

Trust me, I am a fat person. I will be one for a bit yet, though I am working on it.

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"A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone." -- Tyrion Lannister, A Game of Thrones

Being fat could save your life!!! We should be embracing our fatness!!!!





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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth

If she were less fat, the bullet would have missed.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

lol

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“Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and more useful in general”. - Mark Rippetoe

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