The Glade 4.0

WTF is with this junk? Its invading and taking over my normal yogurt section of the grocery store. Its got a nasty texture, and it smells and tastes like rancid milk - who eats all these crap?

Make it go away

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You're checking the date on it right? It's supposed to be better for you, and I was trying to bring myself to eat it because I was told it would stick with me better until lunch. I wasn't impressed with the product or the claims.

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"

Great for making tzatziki.

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!

I use it in place of fat free sour cream. It is full of protein and very good for you.

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Love it or hate it (or anywhere in between), Greek Yogurt has officially jumped the shark...

http://wholesomemommy.com/review-honey- ... ek-yogurt/

I actually saw this on an endcap in the grocery store this morning (I never go down the cereal isle).

I love Greek yogurt. Fat free is only about 140 cal per cup with tons of protein and low carbs. I even like the taste...however, if it smells then there is something wrong.

They definitely were NOT expired. Its probably just my personal sense of taste/smell...

but really - quit crowding out my normal yogurt!

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Funny, I saw that yesterday, too, Midgen. Weird.

It's foul stuff, we've tried it a couple of times, but haven't really liked it. Yet, I come home today, and my wife has gone shopping and come back with a half-dozen cups of it. Better her than me.

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Dannon's Oikos brand is delicious if you buy a flavored one. Plain greek yogurt is nasty.

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Chobani Greek Yogurt FTW! High protein content + probiotics + daily does of dairy. I've tried a few brands and I always come back to Chobani.

I've been wondering the same thing Crim. It's like every third commercial is for some damn greek yogurt.

John Stamos apparently knows where the bodies are buried.

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Nothing else clears out my two year old's bowels better than Greek yogurt. It's almost as up there as Kashi Go Lean Crunch.

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The Dude abides.

I mean, technically it's just compacted regular yogurt.

You take regular yogurt, hang it in a cheese cloth, and you've got greek yogurt.

So per volume, it's more protein, and way less carbs, as the sugars drain out with the liquid.

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Darksiege: You are not a god damned vulcan homie.

OK, just had a root canal today, so opening my mouth is not high on my list of things to do right now. But, I haven't had anything since breakfast, and looking in the fridge I notice some yogurt. "Cool," thinks me, "that'll do the trick."

Except, it's Greek yogurt. What a horrible consistency. So I added some heavy cream and a little milk (and some honey), and stirred it up - and now it's pretty tasty.

I feel like the cab driver in Repo Man: "Yeah, I had sushi once. Took it home and cooked it, tasted just like fish."

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge