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 Post subject: Screw you Shark Week!
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So I've been watching this since for at least a decade and I suspect since it began. Each year I am stoked for it and my brother usually have a tradition to catch the first new episode together. This year they've pissed me off though, they haven't labelled the new showings as "new" for my DVR to recognize that this hasn't aired previously. As a result I find myself deleting a lot of shows that I have seen in past years :(

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Did you know nurse sharts are nocturnal?

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Did you know nurse sharts are nocturnal?

Hey now, day shift nurses are just as prone to "accidents" while at work! Especially on Taco Salad day at the cafeteria!

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Did you know: whale sharts can be over 40 feet long but are not a danger to humans!
#shartweekfacts

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Shelgeyr wrote:
Did you know nurse sharks are nocturnal?

OMG Kirra is a shark!!!! or a shart... we need clarification.

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Least it was a good week to be off work..

And for the record..I have never sharted in my life..except for that horrible baby story my parents like to tell my boyfriends to scare em off :p

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Shelgeyr wrote:
Did you know: whale sharts can be over 40 feet long but are not a danger to humans!
#shartweekfacts


No, but they are a serious danger to scuba diver's underpants.
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Holy crap! ROFL! I just choked on my water, hahahaha! :D

This thread cracked me up.

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I hope you didn't shart... ;)

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I hope you didn't shart... ;)


Naw, that doesn't start until the third trimester. I've got about 3 more months.

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We were watching some footage of great whites breaching in super-slow-mo today after work, it was pretty amazing.
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We were watching some footage of great whites breaching in super-slow-mo today after work, it was pretty amazing.

Sharks or sharts?

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The great brown shart...a new species found just on the Rangers Glade ;)

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Kirra wrote:
The great brown shart...a new species found just on the Rangers Glade ;)


We know that Arafys is a Moose, Taskiss is a Camel, Aethien is a fish.....who gets to claim to be the Great Brown Shart?

onetwothreenotit!

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Not it!

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*thumb is already on the table*

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LadyKate wrote:
Kirra wrote:
The great brown shart...a new species found just on the Rangers Glade ;)


We know that Arafys is a Moose, Taskiss is a Camel, Aethien is a fish.....who gets to claim to be the Great Brown Shart?

onetwothreenotit!

Wait, isn't your avatar already a kitten sharting a rainbow?

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Yea...lol Kate he has a point..

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No way! Kittens are cute and furry and NOT BROWN and its a rainbow!!
Besides, I already said not it so *thbbbbbt!*

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LadyKate wrote:
*thbbbbbt!*

Did you just shart mid-sentence?

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ROFL!!!!! :D
No that was supposed to be a raspberry!!
Haahhahahahahahahaa!

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LadyKate wrote:
ROFL!!!!! :D
No that was supposed to be a raspberry!!
Haahhahahahahahahaa!

I'll note you said "supposed to be" words commonly associated with sharts...

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Hahahahahaha!!! Well if I can't stop laughing, something's gonna give soon!!

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Yeah, I've been hearing so much about this "shark week" this past week, I just figured it was a good idea to stay away from women for a little bit. :)

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LadyKate wrote:
Hahahahahaha!!! Well if I can't stop laughing, something's gonna give soon!!


A shart perhaps?

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