. . . which would strike more fear into you?
Facing Jack Bauer (from "24") with full body armor?
or
Facing John McClane (from "Die Hard")?
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| Author: | Rodahn [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | If You Were a Terrorist on a TV Show or Movie . . . |
. . . which would strike more fear into you? Facing Jack Bauer (from "24") with full body armor? or Facing John McClane (from "Die Hard")?
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| Author: | Müs [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:39 pm ] |
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John McClane. |
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| Author: | Raltar [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:33 pm ] |
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John McClane would eat Jack Bauer for breakfast. |
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| Author: | DFK! [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:48 pm ] |
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Raltar wrote: John McClane would eat Jack Bauer for breakfast. Yes, but it would take 2 hours, and in the process John McClane would become heavily injured. |
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| Author: | Taskiss [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:49 pm ] |
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Yeah, John McClane would get battered and bruised, but he'd win. |
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| Author: | Rodahn [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:49 pm ] |
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Hmm I dunno they are both pretty badass. |
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| Author: | DFK! [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:51 pm ] |
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Rodahn wrote: Hmm I dunno they are both pretty badass. Perhaps, but McClane goes to 11. |
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| Author: | Rodahn [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:56 pm ] |
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I'd have to watch more 24 to really make a call myself, but I know John McC kicks major ***. Then again, Jack and pwning terrorists pretty much go hand in hand. |
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| Author: | darksiege [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:22 pm ] |
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Rodahn wrote: Then again, Jack and pwning terrorists pretty much go hand in hand. Yeah but does Jack Bauer drop a muffukka off a roof? |
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| Author: | Rodahn [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:24 pm ] |
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Not sure, I think I heard he disembowled someone in one of the episodes. |
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| Author: | darksiege [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:29 pm ] |
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in that case... I got nothing. Maybe they should have a universe implosion episode... Jack, John and Chuck Norris take on all terrorists at the same time... |
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| Author: | Jasmy [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If You Were a Terrorist on a TV Show or Movie . . . |
I gotta say...John McClane. 
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| Author: | Numbuk [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: If You Were a Terrorist on a TV Show or Movie . . . |
John McClain. But who is the picture under John McClain? The bald character that Bruce Willis is playing there. Who is that? It looks like it's from some movie, but I don't believe it exists nor has ever been seen by mankind. It almost looks as if it would contain some real groaners like "Let's steal some internets!" and "Re-route all gas lines into that building....... and then have it arrive on fire!" Very odd. |
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| Author: | Rodahn [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:46 pm ] |
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If that were to happen, dark, it would single-handedly solve the war on terror  Like I said, I am more familiar with John McClane's badassery, but I understand that Jack Bauer is no slouch himself (but have not watched much "24" to compare the two), so thought I'd pose it here. I must say tho, were I a terrorist, I'd shart bricks if I saw either a bald John McClane head or a fully armored Jack Bauer comin' at me with a righteous boot. EDIT: Numbuk, it is from the third best Die Hard movie. The correct order is: Die Hard With a Vengence --> Original Die Hard --> Live Free or Die Hard --> Die Harder |
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| Author: | DFK! [ Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:18 pm ] |
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Rodahn wrote: Then again, Jack and pwning terrorists pretty much go hand in hand. Pfffft. John McClane killed Ivan Drago. Ivan Drago was a terrorist for hire. Terrorists for hire are worse than regular terrorists, because it isn't zealotry they're killing things for, they're just sadistic nihilists. **** nihilists, dude. And say what you want about militant Islam, at least it's an ethos. |
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| Author: | Numbuk [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:42 am ] |
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DFK! wrote: John McClane killed Ivan Drago. I don't remember that part. I do remember "I must break you." And Ivan Drago did kill Carl Weathers before the Predator did. 
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| Author: | Nevandal [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:35 am ] |
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Bruce Willis |
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| Author: | Wwen [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:57 am ] |
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DFK! wrote: Raltar wrote: John McClane would eat Jack Bauer for breakfast. Yes, but it would take 2 hours, and in the process John McClane would become heavily injured. And it would be AWESOME. |
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| Author: | Raell [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:04 am ] |
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*cough* 
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| Author: | Wwen [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:27 am ] |
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Batman doesn't fit here. He'd probably be considered a terrorist... |
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| Author: | Screeling [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:38 am ] |
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Rodahn wrote: Not sure, I think I heard he disembowled someone in one of the episodes. He did indeed. The punk swallowed his phone sim card and Jack really needed it. If they were to plan out the fight, Jack Bauer would get the drop on him. McClane would have the advantage though if they were fighting over the last donut and it suddently got physical. I mean, c'mon: Didn't even Rick Schroeder kick Jack's *** on his own show? |
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| Author: | Raltar [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:43 am ] |
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Raell wrote: *cough* McClane would still win. |
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| Author: | Hopwin [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:40 am ] |
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Yippie-ki-aye. |
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| Author: | Elmarnieh [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:46 pm ] |
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McClane. Bauer I'm not worried about. He is predictable McClane is not. |
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| Author: | Uinan [ Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:39 pm ] |
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McClane easily. He kills helicopters with cars. |
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