The Glade 4.0

. . . which would strike more fear into you?

Facing Jack Bauer (from "24") with full body armor?





or

Facing John McClane (from "Die Hard")?

John McClane.

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Holy shitsnacks!

John McClane would eat Jack Bauer for breakfast.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Yes, but it would take 2 hours, and in the process John McClane would become heavily injured.

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“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

Yeah, John McClane would get battered and bruised, but he'd win.

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In time, this too shall pass.

Hmm I dunno they are both pretty badass.

Perhaps, but McClane goes to 11.

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“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

I'd have to watch more 24 to really make a call myself, but I know John McC kicks major ***.

Then again, Jack and pwning terrorists pretty much go hand in hand.

Yeah but does Jack Bauer drop a muffukka off a roof?

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

Not sure, I think I heard he disembowled someone in one of the episodes.

in that case... I got nothing.

Maybe they should have a universe implosion episode... Jack, John and Chuck Norris take on all terrorists at the same time...

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Darksiege
Traveller, Calé, Whisperer
Lead me not into temptation; for I know a shortcut

I gotta say...John McClane.

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"Said I never had much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one!"~ Matthew Quigley

"nothing like a little meow in bed at night" ~ Bruskey

"I gotta float my stick same as you" Hondo Lane

"Fill your hand you son of a *****!"

John McClain.

But who is the picture under John McClain? The bald character that Bruce Willis is playing there. Who is that? It looks like it's from some movie, but I don't believe it exists nor has ever been seen by mankind. It almost looks as if it would contain some real groaners like "Let's steal some internets!" and "Re-route all gas lines into that building....... and then have it arrive on fire!"

Very odd.

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!

If that were to happen, dark, it would single-handedly solve the war on terror

Like I said, I am more familiar with John McClane's badassery, but I understand that Jack Bauer is no slouch himself (but have not watched much "24" to compare the two), so thought I'd pose it here.

I must say tho, were I a terrorist, I'd shart bricks if I saw either a bald John McClane head or a fully armored Jack Bauer comin' at me with a righteous boot.

EDIT: Numbuk, it is from the third best Die Hard movie. The correct order is: Die Hard With a Vengence --> Original Die Hard --> Live Free or Die Hard --> Die Harder

Pfffft.

John McClane killed Ivan Drago.

Ivan Drago was a terrorist for hire.

Terrorists for hire are worse than regular terrorists, because it isn't zealotry they're killing things for, they're just sadistic nihilists.

**** nihilists, dude.
And say what you want about militant Islam, at least it's an ethos.

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“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

I don't remember that part. I do remember "I must break you." And Ivan Drago did kill Carl Weathers before the Predator did.

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Les Zombis et les Loups-Garous!

Bruce Willis

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Ron Paul 2012

And it would be AWESOME.

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"...the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

*cough*

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Raell Kromwell

Batman doesn't fit here. He'd probably be considered a terrorist...

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"...the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?" -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

He did indeed. The punk swallowed his phone sim card and Jack really needed it.

If they were to plan out the fight, Jack Bauer would get the drop on him. McClane would have the advantage though if they were fighting over the last donut and it suddently got physical. I mean, c'mon: Didn't even Rick Schroeder kick Jack's *** on his own show?

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The Dude abides.

McClane would still win.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Yippie-ki-aye.

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McClane.

Bauer I'm not worried about. He is predictable McClane is not.

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"...but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom." - De Tocqueville

McClane easily.

He kills helicopters with cars.