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Amusing Star Wars comparison analogy
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Author:  Talya [ Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Amusing Star Wars comparison analogy
On another forum's media section, someone was trying to say that Revenge of the Sith was better than Return of the Jedi, "because ewoks are about as horrible as Jar Jar," and Jar-Jar appears far less in episode 3 than Ewoks do in episode 6.

Best response I saw:

Turcano wrote:
Ewoks are annoying in the way that a fly buzzing against a window is annoying. Jar Jar Binks is annoying in the way that that South American fish that tries to swim up your urethra is annoying.
Author:  Aethien [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:20 am ]
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Thanks! I needed that image just before I went to bed.

The only thing that might make the Ewoks worse than Jar Jar is that they came first, and destroyed so much of what was good and right about the first two movies. But, given the example of the Ewoks, Jar Jar should never have seen the light of day, so it may well rank as the more egregious mistake.
Author:  Raltar [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:56 am ]
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I don't mind ewoks. But it's probably because my earliest memories of the Star Wars trilogy, I was the the audience the Ewoks were aimed at. However, I was 16 when Episode 1 came out and Jar Jar(and the gungans as a whole, but mostly Jar Jar) did not appeal to me because I wasn't...you know, 4.
Author:  Raell [ Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:13 pm ]
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The problem with Jar Jar is that he is a doofus. Had he been all moody and a kick *** fighter it wouldn't have been a problem.
Author:  Screeling [ Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:37 am ]
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Besides, who didn't think the baby Ewoks were cute?
Author:  Rorinthas [ Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Amusing Star Wars comparison analogy
Ewoks aren't in the same league with Jar Jar as they can't speak basic with a bad accent.
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