Arathain Kelvar wrote:
Squirrel Girl wrote:
Thanks for the heads up. My son was talking about going. He can go alone.
Hmm. Nothing like watching nudity with your mom.
You have a point there.
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| Author: | Aegnor [ Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:43 am ] |
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The American Long boring predictable You don't want to watch |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sat Sep 18, 2010 11:07 am ] |
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You're being much too kind Aegnor. It has decent scenery, of both the geographic and naked woman variety. The actors seem competent enough. The script is terrible. There are dozens of plot holes. Timng is miserable. The plot makes very little sense. Too much is thrown away with no explanation, the book might give clues but the movie leaves me not wanting to read it. At best it seems like a b-movie trying to be an art film, with totally incompetent direction and production. The tip off that this is going to be a miserable flick is in the opening credits. A long drive, no action, no dialogue. Skip the theater, skip blockbuster, skip Netflix, skip the Red Box, only see it if its free and you have two hours to lose that you won't want back no matter how excruciating the movie is. Alternatively, if you like Italian women who are dark skinned with a nice figure and take their clothes off regularly, the prostitute, the oddly named Violante Placido, is easy on the eyes. Just don't turn up the sound. |
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| Author: | Aegnor [ Sat Sep 18, 2010 12:47 pm ] |
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I was amazed when I saw the runtime was only 105 minutes. It felt much longer. |
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| Author: | DFK! [ Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:46 pm ] |
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I just thought it felt like a 70's movie is all. |
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| Author: | Ienan [ Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The American |
Oh my god. Worst movie I've ever seen in a theatre. I would give it maybe a half star, and I'm trying to be kind. |
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| Author: | Arathain Kelvar [ Tue Sep 21, 2010 3:09 pm ] |
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Reviews in haiku, regardless of the content, win every time. |
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| Author: | Squirrel Girl [ Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The American |
Thanks for the heads up. My son was talking about going. He can go alone. |
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| Author: | Arathain Kelvar [ Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The American |
Squirrel Girl wrote: Thanks for the heads up. My son was talking about going. He can go alone. Hmm. Nothing like watching nudity with your mom. |
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| Author: | Squirrel Girl [ Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The American |
Arathain Kelvar wrote: Squirrel Girl wrote: Thanks for the heads up. My son was talking about going. He can go alone. Hmm. Nothing like watching nudity with your mom. You have a point there.
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