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Uncle Fester
 Post subject: An Emmo Superman
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:55 am 
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http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/i ... Bmh0b3a4eK

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Seventy-two-year-old Superman is getting a face-lift this week in a new book that reimagines the iconic character as more of a brooding heartthrob than a muscle-bound Boy Scout.

In "Superman: Earth One," the Man of Steel is a conflicted 20-year-old who's trying to find his way in the world, bearing more of a resemblance to Robert Pattinson from the "Twilight" movies than Christopher Reeve from the Superman films.

He wears hoodies, has smoldering eyes and, as a lanky Clark Kent, wears low-cut pants and hipster skinny ties. Artist Shane Davis also made him less physically imposing -- shorter and less beefy -- than he has traditionally been depicted.


I hope this idea fails as hard as the "more international" captain America. Maybe we can metro up some other iconic characters? Thor getting manicures after a hard day wielding that hammer? Beast getting a Brazilian? Well you can not make the Batman more brooding, but how about a hipster wonder woman?

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 Post subject: An Emmo Superman
PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 12:24 pm 
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I thought Welling was an emo superman.

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 Post subject: Re: An Emmo Superman
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Rorinthas wrote:
I thought Welling was an emo superman.

*ducks*


Well, yes.

So long as it's not an Elmo Superman, we're still fine.

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So, wait. Earth 1 Superman? Didn't we have, like, 3 heinous, labyrinthine crossovers in order to get *rid* of that ****?

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So now we're going to make Smallville Earth One Canon? That could be interesting ...

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Uncle Fester wrote:
Beast getting a Brazilian?


Laughing so hard....

I can imagine Frasier being beneath the fur now too.

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