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| Author: | Micheal [ Sun Nov 07, 2010 3:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Batman vs. Chuck Norris |
Mythical high end versions, physics, age and reality notwithstanding, who wins. Yes, Batman can and has defeated Superman, but that is because Kal-El has the code against killing and really doesn't want to kill his best friend. Bruce doesn't truly believe he can kill Kal-El, but he's going to make sure Superman knows he's been in a fight. Neither Batman or Chuck Norris has a code against killing. So, who wins, and why? |
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| Author: | Raltar [ Sun Nov 07, 2010 4:36 pm ] |
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I would give it to Batman. Because he actually goes out and fights crime. Chuck Norris is pretty awesome, but there have been better than him, even when he was in his prime. I don't think he was ever actually tested in a real fight, just tournament fights and such that are really very structured and such. He might beat Batman in a match like that, but straight up street brawling would be another story entirely. |
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| Author: | Midgen [ Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:20 pm ] |
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Batman has Chuck Norris sheets on his bed... |
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| Author: | darksiege [ Sun Nov 07, 2010 5:38 pm ] |
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Lemmy |
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| Author: | Kaffis Mark V [ Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:39 pm ] |
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Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick the planet. |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:46 pm ] |
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darksiege wrote: Lemmy What does Motorhead's Front man have to do with this question? |
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| Author: | Screeling [ Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:20 pm ] |
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Micheal wrote: darksiege wrote: Lemmy What does Motorhead's Front man have to do with this question? Trick question, bucko. Lemmy is God! |
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| Author: | Wwen [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:40 am ] |
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Batman, because I like him more. |
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| Author: | Müs [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:40 pm ] |
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| Author: | Rorinthas [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:39 pm ] |
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Considering both are rather overrated, I'd say the world would implode. |
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| Author: | Talya [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:01 pm ] |
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Don't be silly. Batman already has a plan for the unlikely scenario in which he needs to take Chuck Norris down. It's filed after "J'onnz, J'onn" (book of matches) and "Kent, Clark" ($3 millon sliver of meteor rock). |
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| Author: | Müs [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:02 pm ] |
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And in front of "The Flash" (Speed Bump) and "Aquaman" (Hair Dryer) |
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| Author: | Talya [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:06 pm ] |
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"West, Wally" would be after "Norris, Chuck," yes. Although apparently (according to Khross) Bats doesn't think he needs a contingency plan for Wally. And "Curry, Arthur" would be before any of them. |
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| Author: | Lonedar [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:08 pm ] |
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Chuck Norris wipes his *** with Batman's plans for taking out Chuck Norris. |
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| Author: | Talya [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:10 pm ] |
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Lonedar wrote: Chuck Norris wipes his *** with Batman's plans for taking out Chuck Norris. And in so doing, falls for Batman's plan. You see, in his perfect preparedness, he poisoned the plans for taking out Chuck Norris with super ass-flesh eating bacteria made from Chuck Norris's own body. |
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| Author: | Midgen [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:20 pm ] |
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Chuck Norris laughs at *** flesh eating viruses and spits them back in your face! |
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| Author: | Talya [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:48 pm ] |
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Midgen wrote: Chuck Norris laughs at *** flesh eating viruses and spits them back in your face! I don't know why he's licking the bacteria off his ***, but the ChuckNorrisBacteria cling to ChuckNorris's tongue rather than his saliva, and devour it in seconds! Now he's disappearing from both ends. after all, they're made from chuck norris. |
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| Author: | darksiege [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:39 am ] |
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haha... Billions of Chuck Norii bacteria roundhouse kicking him into non existence. |
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| Author: | Raell [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:48 am ] |
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Talya wrote: Midgen wrote: Chuck Norris laughs at *** flesh eating viruses and spits them back in your face! I don't know why he's licking the bacteria off his ***, but the ChuckNorrisBacteria cling to ChuckNorris's tongue rather than his saliva, and devour it in seconds! Now he's disappearing from both ends. after all, they're made from chuck norris. Lets look at this. Face it, if he can lick his own ***, he can do something else down there. If he could do that, we wouldn't know who Chuck Norris is. |
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| Author: | Lonedar [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:46 pm ] |
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Talya wrote: Midgen wrote: Chuck Norris laughs at *** flesh eating viruses and spits them back in your face! I don't know why he's licking the bacteria off his ***, but the ChuckNorrisBacteria cling to ChuckNorris's tongue rather than his saliva, and devour it in seconds! Now he's disappearing from both ends. after all, they're made from chuck norris. The Batman couldn't create plans with Chuck Norris *** eating bacteria, as Batman couldn't manipulate them without getting his *** kicked. |
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| Author: | Wwen [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 5:56 pm ] |
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I'm really just tired of some internet memes. See the end of this video for more details. http://www.penny-arcade.com/patv/mega64/104/ |
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| Author: | Timmit [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:59 am ] |
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Wwen wrote: I'm really just tired of some internet memes. See the end of this video for more details. http://www.penny-arcade.com/patv/mega64/104/ I thought it was funny watching a video about a guy who's tired of "played out" things wearing a members only jacket... |
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