I am so excited that I threw up in my mouth a little bit... then a lot in my garbage can
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| Author: | Kirra [ Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:40 am ] |
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Well... |
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| Author: | Shelgeyr [ Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:04 am ] |
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Didn't know it was from the same directors. First saw the trailer a while back - possibly when I saw HP7pt1? I'm intrigued and will definitely be seeing this, possibly even in theater. |
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| Author: | Aizle [ Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:16 am ] |
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I wonder if the wolf sparkles? |
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| Author: | Hopwin [ Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:45 am ] |
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I am so excited that I threw up in my mouth a little bit... then a lot in my garbage can
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| Author: | FarSky [ Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:57 am ] |
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I...don't think I'll be seeing this. In fact, I know I won't. At least, not unless Rifftrax releases a commentary for it. |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Wed Feb 16, 2011 12:20 pm ] |
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That was the girl who played Lily Kane in Veronica Mars, right? |
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| Author: | Talya [ Wed Feb 16, 2011 12:37 pm ] |
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Corolinth wrote: That was the girl who played Lily Kane in Veronica Mars, right? Yes. Amanda Seyfried is a decent actress, too. (And singer! She was very good in Mamma Mia.) This film, however...probably not. |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:12 pm ] |
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Farsky...I was so looking forward to you tearing this movie apart, maybe you could write a review based on the trailers? I love your reviews! 
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| Author: | FarSky [ Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:50 pm ] |
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Aww, that's sweet...now I might have to venture in to see it. I wonder what Phe's thoughts on it are... |
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| Author: | Kaffis Mark V [ Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:12 pm ] |
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You can wait 'till it hits Netflix streaming, if you don't want to contribute to its Box Office draw, 'Skee. |
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| Author: | FarSky [ Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:15 pm ] |
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Mmm, true dat. |
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| Author: | darksiege [ Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:41 pm ] |
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really? They are making a Dark Romance about the story of a little girl who meets a wolf that eats grandma (something even grandpa won't do)? |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:52 pm ] |
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FarSky wrote: Aww, that's sweet...now I might have to venture in to see it. I wonder what Phe's thoughts on it are... Cosplay. |
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| Author: | Uinan [ Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:39 am ] |
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Kirra wrote: Farsky...I was so looking forward to you tearing this movie apart, maybe you could write a review based on the trailers? I love your reviews! Its true. No one on the Glade provides reviews quite like Farsky. We need a sticky for them. LOL |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:27 am ] |
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I'm looking at the cast, and I'm not sure how you can **** up a movie that has Gary Oldman playing a major character. |
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| Author: | Khross [ Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:48 pm ] |
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Corolinth wrote: I'm looking at the cast, and I'm not sure how you can **** up a movie that has Gary Oldman playing a major character. 1. Cast Amanda Seyfried. 2. Hire the director of the Twilight Trilogy. 3. Fail in ways that only Uwe Boll has been capable of failing previously ... |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:01 pm ] |
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1) I thought Amanda Seyfried was pretty good in Veronica Mars 2) Twilight is a sexually deprived housewife's adolescent rape fantasy. I can hardly lay it's failings at the feet of the movie's director. It's like if you gave Taamar a truckload of steaming feces and told her to cook a five-course meal. It would not be logical to assume Taamar is a horrid cook because she returned with a platter of ****. |
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| Author: | FarSky [ Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:04 pm ] |
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Corolinth wrote: I'm looking at the cast, and I'm not sure how you can **** up a movie that has Gary Oldman playing a major character. The Scarlet Letter. |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:40 pm ] |
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Wacky. |
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| Author: | Vindicarre [ Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:35 pm ] |
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Uinan wrote: Kirra wrote: Farsky...I was so looking forward to you tearing this movie apart, maybe you could write a review based on the trailers? I love your reviews! Its true. No one on the Glade provides reviews quite like Farsky. We need a sticky for them. LOL Or, we could just go to his blog.  Corolinth wrote: 2) Twilight is a sexually deprived housewife's adolescent rape fantasy. I can hardly lay it's failings at the feet of the movie's director. It's like if you gave Taamar a truckload of steaming feces and told her to cook a five-course meal. It would not be logical to assume Taamar is a horrid cook because she returned with a platter of ****. The difference there is that Taamar would have to agree to cook the meal with feces in the first place, as the director did with Twilight. |
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| Author: | Corolinth [ Thu Feb 17, 2011 8:22 pm ] |
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You bring up a valid point. Taamar? If you were being paid a six-figure lump sum to cook the aforementioned meal? In the name of science, we now have to know. |
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| Author: | Wwen [ Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:09 am ] |
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How not especially imaginative. A wolf instead of vampires, but as long as it not based of the writing of Twilight's author, it might not be terrible. |
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| Author: | Raell [ Fri Feb 18, 2011 7:50 am ] |
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Damn furries. |
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| Author: | darksiege [ Fri Feb 18, 2011 9:44 pm ] |
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you know... I think it should also be said: Which "directors of Twilight"? The initial fanfic or the follow ups? They did not invite the original films director back because she apparently shared the "Edward makes me wet so we shall all feel my crotch wetness" that the author had. The director that took over after that initial director made them not as bad, but still painful to witness. And I still see twilight and want to scream at my TV... "You bastard children of Saulot (The Cullens), you are Camarilla pawns (the Vampire association that Lucian is part of).... The Sabbat (not pictured in the Twilight Saga), the true children of darkness shall take you all." Just to see one Tzimisce in that Universe would be so fun.... Vykos: "Really you sparkle? Well then please try this out... let me know if you sparkle the same when you have become a Vozhd" Carlisle: "Huh what are you talking ab... *urk*" Vykos: "Nope didn't think so... stupid Caitiff." |
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| Author: | Shelgeyr [ Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:51 am ] |
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Talya wrote: Corolinth wrote: That was the girl who played Lily Kane in Veronica Mars, right? Yes. Amanda Seyfried is a decent actress, too. (And singer! She was very good in Mamma Mia.) |
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