Is he crazy? Or is this all just for publicity...

I listened to some of his interviews..

I certainly can't blame him for being certifiable. It's a side effect of our celebrity worshipping culture. He's been in the spotlight his whole life, with a dad who was a celebrity, and attaining early success of his own. Look at what happens to child stars. Now, imagine that their career didn't tank when they hit puberty, and so they get to keep raking in the cash and ego. And you get Charlie Sheen.

I can't wait until they make a movie about this.

Carlos is suffering from co-occurring disorders. He is both addicted to substances and has a mental disorder.

He's probably bipolar and having an episode.

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I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.



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I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.



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Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom.



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If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.' Yeah, no. I'm gonna hang on to them, and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude.



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Look what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee … they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, 'I can't process it.' Well, no, and you never will! Stop trying! Just sit back and enjoy the show.



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There's something this side of deplorable that a certain Chaim Levine — yeah, that's Chuck's real name — mistook this rock star for his own selfish exit strategy, bro. Check it, Alex: I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process. Last I checked, Chaim, I spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.



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[Alocoholics Anonymous is] the work of sissies. The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math … another one of their mottoes is 'Don't be special, be one of us.' Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you! I have a disease? Bullshit! I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I'm done … you don't look like you're having a lot of fun. I'm gonna hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view, Alex!

I pray that someone can help @CharlieSheen before he becomes even more successful, richer and happier.

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

Re: Charlie Sheen's reference to Vatican Assassins.

I wonder if he was playing Assassin's Creed around when he made this statement.

On the other hand, I doubt he takes time from banging 7 gram rocks, nailing porn stars and pretending he is an F-18 to stoop to the level of the normal man and play video games. After all, he is winning and we, apparently are losing.



Is the F-18 both an air and ground support plane? I wonder if he did his homework on this one.