"You despise me, don't you?"
"If I gave you any thought, I probably would."

I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact. You made out with your sister, man!

That's a Huge *****!

Person 1: Now you'll have to tell me your name so I know who to make the check out to.
Person 2: My best friends call me Cash

If any of you sons of ***** calls me grandpa, I'll kill you.

You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

Pinchers of Peril... saved by my Pinchers of Peril!

Good Morning, Vietnam!

"Broads don't belong in broadcasting"? Is that the kind of professional courtesy you teach your news department?"
"Why, that's a terrible thing. I don't know how many time I've told those boys, never call chicks broads."

Guy 1: Did you just kill a guy with an appetizer?
Guy 2: [shrugs] I dunno. Maybe.

Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

It's an imperfect world, but it's the only one we got. I guarantee you the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace, I'll start making bricks and beams for baby hospitals.

guy 1: Uh... I think we need to pull a Panama!
guy 2: A Panama... a *Panama*?
guy 3: [on the phone] A Panama? No! No Panama!

Welcome to my house. I'm delighted you could come. I'm certain you will find your stay here most illuminating. Think of me as your unseen servant, and believe that during your stay here I shall be with you in spirit. May you find the answer that you seek. It is here, I promise you. And now, auf Wiedersehen.

I that from one of the Saw movies? I'll bet it's from one of the Saw movies.

I know, I know. I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in forty years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The *hell* I won't!

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, it would be a pity to damage yours.

A woman happily in love, she burns the soufflé. A woman unhappily in love, she forgets to turn on the oven.

Princess Bride

I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now.

No. Not without incident.

Ah Hell... I'm a fan of all seven. But right now... I'm gonna have to go with wrath.