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Author:  Müs [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:28 am ]
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Tour of Duty
Jeff Dunham, R. Lee. Ermey, Megan Fox...

Join America's favorite ventriloquist on a hilarious romp through the US Marines! While performing in a publicity event for the USMC, Dunham and his new partner Red A. Merkin get involved in a wacky mix up when the USMC thinks Red enlisted for real!

Can Jeff compete with Red for the affections of fellow boot camper Samantha(Fox)? Or will Red's manly, macho nature prevail?

Tour of Duty, May '12.

Author:  Hopwin [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 7:00 am ]
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Your post made my testes retreat back into my body :(

Author:  FarSky [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 9:08 am ]
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*shudder*

Author:  Müs [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:03 pm ]
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Can anyone come up with something worse?

I know I set the bar pretty high ;)

Author:  Kaffis Mark V [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:05 pm ]
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Alien Apocalypse.

Trust me, you never want to see it. I dropped $5 on it on a lark, figuring "Hey, how painful could it be to watch Bruce Campbell?" My brother and I couldn't even make it through the first half while ruthlessly MST3king.

Author:  FarSky [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:09 pm ]
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You! Check Facebook!

Author:  Numbuk [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:16 pm ]
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Kaffis Mark V wrote:
Alien Apocalypse.

Trust me, you never want to see it. I dropped $5 on it on a lark, figuring "Hey, how painful could it be to watch Bruce Campbell?" My brother and I couldn't even make it through the first half while ruthlessly MST3king.



Yes. I don't think I made it through the first 20 minutes of this either.

"We humans are going to fight back with sticks! Ha ha! We killed several aliens!"
"Should we pick up and start using their awesome laser guns?"
"Nah, let's stick with these sticks!"

Author:  Lenas [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 2:55 pm ]
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Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

Terrible.

Author:  Corolinth [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:02 pm ]
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I believe I made it through Super Mario Brothers, ***** Slap! and Jennifer's Body in one night.

(Although, ***** Slap! was actually a pretty good crappy B movie, and Jennifer's Body did have hot chicks in it).

Author:  FarSky [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:16 pm ]
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Lenas wrote:

What? No. Your opinion is wrong.

I cringe every time I see this poster:
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Author:  Taskiss [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:18 pm ]
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The 7 adventures of Sinbad.

Author:  Müs [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 3:36 pm ]
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By the way, I totally made it up.

Author:  Darkroland [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:29 pm ]
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And you shouldn't make ideas like that up, someone from hollywood might be listening.

Author:  Hopwin [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:24 pm ]
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In Bruges is on atm... **** godawful.

Author:  Lenas [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:36 pm ]
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FarSky wrote:
What? No. Your opinion is wrong.


Are you being serious right now? Because I really think it's the worst movie I've seen this year by far. Absolutely terrible. After I watched it I had to rant about it to my roommate for 30 minutes about how stupid EVERYTHING in the movie was.

Author:  Stathol [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 7:22 pm ]
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FarSky wrote:
Lenas wrote:

What? No. Your opinion is wrong.


Lenas wrote:
Are you being serious right now? Because I really think it's the worst movie I've seen this year by far. Absolutely terrible. After I watched it I had to rant about it to my roommate for 30 minutes about how stupid EVERYTHING in the movie was.


Since we're going here:

Unbreakable was terribad.

Author:  Kaffis Mark V [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 7:29 pm ]
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Stathol wrote:
Unbreakable was terribad.

I take back everything I've ever said about your wisdom and insight.

Author:  Slythe [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 7:32 pm ]
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Kaffis Mark V wrote:
Stathol wrote:
Unbreakable was terribad.

I take back everything I've ever said about your wisdom and insight.


I agree. Unbreakable was a very good movie, easily M. Night. Shamalamadingdong's best movie.

Author:  Lex Luthor [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 7:43 pm ]
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Slythe wrote:
Kaffis Mark V wrote:
Stathol wrote:
Unbreakable was terribad.

I take back everything I've ever said about your wisdom and insight.


I agree. Unbreakable was a very good movie, easily M. Night. Shamalamadingdong's best movie.


I thought Sixth Sense was good, although I haven't seen it for so long that maybe I'd change my mind.

Author:  Talya [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:20 pm ]
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Slythe wrote:
Kaffis Mark V wrote:
Stathol wrote:
Unbreakable was terribad.

I take back everything I've ever said about your wisdom and insight.


I agree. Unbreakable was a very good movie, easily M. Night. Shamalamadingdong's best movie.


This. I loved Unbreakable.

Author:  Micheal [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:27 pm ]
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Old School Opinion

Plan 9 from Outer Space.

It really is wretchedly bad.

Author:  FarSky [ Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:32 pm ]
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It is, but entertaining when paired with a Rifftrax.

Author:  Wwen [ Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:37 am ]
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I never want to see "The Human Centipede 1 or 2"

Author:  Uncle Fester [ Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:05 am ]
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Evil Clutch (an Italian zombie horror movie with a woman and her demonically possessed couter)

Ilse She wolf of the SS (it just hurt)

Audition (a movie so nasty Rob Zombie walked out)

The D&D movie (to quote, Lovecraft may not have wrote it, but I sure lost Sanity)

Freddy Got Fingered

Trying to think of some others but I would rather watch a Hawk the Slayer marathon.

Author:  Hopwin [ Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:04 am ]
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Oh and a Serbian Film...

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