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Wii Fit injury turns woman into a sex addict!
London, Apr 14 (ANI): Amanda Flowers, a catering worker in Manchester, needs 10 sex sessions a day - courtesy a fall from her Wii Fit board which turned her into a sex addict.

Even the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on, reports The Daily Star.

She said: "It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm."

A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve.

Single Amanda, 24, from Harpurhey, said: "With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me." (ANI)

I haven't been diagnosed, but it's possible I have this same damaged nerve. What's really amazing is that I had this problem well before I was ever on a Wii Fit board.

I had it since I was 13! Lawsuit!

Single Amanda Flowers in London? Damn, lucky Brits.

In other news, Wii Fit sales go through the roof, as men pack into Electronics goods stores around the globe in droves in a mad attempt to convert their frigid, ***** wives into demon slut girlfriends in their horny pre-skin shedding phase.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

If you don't already have a Wii Fit for your spouse/significant other, you are missing out.

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And no, that's not my wife, or my video. LOL

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"I Live, I Love, I Slay, and I Am Content."
- Conan the Barbarian

Lady 1: "Yeah so I have this rare medical condition...everytime I sneeze I have an orgasm."
Lady 2: "Really? What are you taking for it?"
Lady 1: "Pepper!"

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"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Jesus of Nazareth