Highlights from Rock, Paper, Shotgun's Liveblogging coverage:
"The NFS series was really missing QTE on foot sections." (Need for Speed: The Run)
"Corridors! How I’ve waited for the day that a highly-anticipated first-person shooter featured corridors." (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3)
"I've decided TOR is going to be good. I'm not going to let anything change that." (Star Wars: The Old Republic)
"Lots of cutsceney nonsense for TOR, which obviously has little bearing on playing the game. But of course demonstrates quite how remarkably focused on story the MMO is."
"It's just people shouting HARRY POTTER at their Xbox at the moment. This is why I'll always be a PC gamer. Just press buttons, you lazy bastards. It's really not that hard." (Some part of the huge Kinect-centric portion of MS's Conference)
"Right, now it's something about wrestlers. God! There really should be a press conference dedicated to strategy games and RPGs. Talk about terrain to me. I love terrain."
"Men are hitting other men, while another man shouts about it. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be taking from this." (I'm presuming this is the British perspective on whatever the wrestling thing was)
"Small, waist-high walls! This is Gears of War alright." (Gears of War 3)
"That is a very big squid they're fighting. It would probably look amazing on a PC
" (More Gears of War 3)
"I think this is the new Crytek game, formerly known as Project something or other. It's a huge-scale fantasy game about Rome. Features Kinecty sword fighting and kicking people in the teeth"
"And now the remastered Halo 1. If I was being snarky, I would say "so the Halo we had on PC like ten years ago then, when anyone could have high def at the drop of the hat?" "
"Star Wars on Kinect now. If you don't want to hear the sound of 500 grown men making sex noises, don't watch the livestream now."
"Let's just turn this into a hive of grumpy moaning about games for young people. It's what RPS does best. Apart from typos." (More Kinect-ness)
"Kinect Dance now. I guess this is probably a worse conference for Xbox gamers than it is PC gamers, in its way." (Dance Central 2)
"Imagine watching a video of all of RPS playing this together. Imagine it. Imagine it. Fear to sleep ever again." (More Dance Central 2)
" "The dawn of a new trilogy for Xbox 360." That means three new games of tedious repetition and juvenile, over-earnest uber-lore! It's the Chiefy Master! And he's not dead like nobody thought he was after all!"