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Author: | FarSky [ Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:26 am ] |
Post subject: | Google's Fleet of Driverless Cars |
Awesome carbots are awesome. |
Author: | Screeling [ Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:19 am ] |
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First the carbots crash everybody. Then the nukes fly. Yeah... Awesome... WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! |
Author: | Kaffis Mark V [ Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:40 am ] |
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This is just handing our enemies a WMD. "Want to commit genocide against the US? Hack Google's servers!" /obPatriotNut |
Author: | TheRiov [ Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:48 am ] |
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I for one welcome our new Automotive overlords. |
Author: | Darkroland [ Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:59 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Google's Fleet of Driverless Cars |
Yup, I can't wait until my robot car can drive my old self to the store to pick up my meds. Good times! |
Author: | Rorinthas [ Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:09 pm ] |
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Yeah I don't see most people as ready to accept this yet. |
Author: | Müs [ Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:35 pm ] |
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You can have my steering wheel when you pry it from my cold dead fingers. |
Author: | Darkroland [ Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:43 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Google's Fleet of Driverless Cars |
I like this line: During the testing, the autonomous cars were involved in only one accident. And, in that case, the Google Carbot was rear-ended by a human driver while stopped at a red light. |
Author: | Midgen [ Mon Oct 11, 2010 1:36 pm ] |
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I don't understand why they don't just skip this step and go straight to inventing gTeleporters ? |
Author: | Lalaas [ Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:00 am ] |
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Google would then have a whole new market for adSense, wouldn't they? Arrive at your destination, head filled with the sudden urge to buy ShamWows or all the touristy places at your destination pad! |
Author: | Micheal [ Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:19 am ] |
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Next thing you're going to want transporters with the take off ten pounds of fat in transit option. |
Author: | Shelgeyr [ Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:30 am ] |
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Micheal wrote: Next thing you're going to want transporters with the take off ten pounds of fat in transit option. Make it 30 and you've got yourself a deal.
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Author: | Kaffis Mark V [ Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:32 am ] |
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Micheal wrote: Next thing you're going to want transporters with the take off ten pounds of fat in transit option. They'll be available before the "excise malignant tumor in transit" option, too. |
Author: | Midgen [ Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:56 am ] |
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Lalaas wrote: Google would then have a whole new market for adSense, wouldn't they? Arrive at your destination, head filled with the sudden urge to buy ShamWows or all the touristy places at your destination pad! And you could get in the thing right out of bed, and arrive at your destination all clean and spiffy, wearing nice clean Advertising emblazoned clothes. |
Author: | Noggel [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:26 pm ] |
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Micheal wrote: Next thing you're going to want transporters with the take off ten pounds of fat in transit option. You just wait. Soon your Robocars will automatically drive people to work... who then use that transit time to burn some calories on an exercise bike that is built-in. They'll never see the irony... but they will stay fit! |
Author: | Darkroland [ Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:04 pm ] |
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Noggel wrote: Micheal wrote: Next thing you're going to want transporters with the take off ten pounds of fat in transit option. You just wait. Soon your Robocars will automatically drive people to work... who then use that transit time to burn some calories on an exercise bike that is built-in. They'll never see the irony... but they will stay fit! But, but... exercising in air conditioning > exercising NOT in air conditioning |
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