Or Not.
Earl Weaver Claims He's Not DeadQuote:
The Earl of Baltimore, 80, responds to the NY Times’ allusion to his passing with good humor, saying, “I’m still here, although my knees have given out, so I don’t play golf anymore. I’ve always said that there were two places that I wouldn’t mind dying. One was Memorial Stadium; the other, the golf course. Now I’ve got to wait forever [to go], because both of those places are gone.”
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