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Shea Serrano: I sent text messages to Gregg Popovich last night during the game.

Me: Yo, homie. Good luck tonight.
Pop: thx
Me: How do you think the game's gonna go?
Pop: They're gonna try and put the ball in the basket and we'll try and stop them. We'll try and put the ball in the basket and they'll try and stop us. Whichever team gets the ball in the basket more times is going to win.
Me: … dick.

Me: Hey, sister.
Pop: sup?
Me: Good first quarter.
Pop: dude, i know. i'm at the game.
Me: i think your screeners might be floating out just maybe a step too far on the high pick and roll.
Pop: ???
Me: the high pick and roll. with tony. when he has it at the top of the key and the screener comes up.
Pop: oh. okay. great. thank you. hey, can you do me a favor?
Me: yeah, of course. anything. what's up?
Pop: do you have, like, a hammer or a mallet or something comparable nearby?
Me: Um, i think so. hold tight. I'll grab one …
Pop: k
Me: got it. what's up?
Pop: Okay, cool. which one did you find?
Me: hammer
Pop: perfect. now take it …
Me: uh-huh
Pop: and smash yourself in the face with it
Pop: I KNOW WHAT A HIGH PICK AND ROLL IS

Me: What's wrong with Timmy tonight?
Pop: don't call him timmy
Me: jesus. Okay, what's wrong with Tim tonight?
Pop: knock, knock
Me: huh?
Pop: knock, knock
Me: who's there?
Pop: i hope you die in a plane crash.
Me: I'm not a robot, man. I have feelings.
Pop: <3

Me: hey, make sure tiago gets some counseling.
[No response.]

Me: dude, you gotta knock Mario Chalmers down or something. This **** is ridiculous.
Pop: I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you. All of my championship rings were talking to me at once.
Me: Remember when you gave Rasho Nesterovic $42M?
Pop: point taken

Me: hey, yo. Have you seen Human Centipede 2?
Pop: no.
Me: oh. Well but have you seen this third quarter? Because it's basically the same.
Pop: >:(

Me: you're just gonna sit all your best players with seven minutes left then, huh? Dope.
[No response.]

Me: Avery Johnson would have never stood for this ****.
[No response.]

hea Serrano: I sent text messages to Gregg Popovich last night during the game.

Me: yo.
Pop: yo.
Me: how are you all looking? Ready for tonight?
Pop: how are you all looking? Ready for tonight?
Me: uh
Pop: uh
Me: dude come on
Pop: dude come on
Me: jesus christ, man. Aren't you, like, 200 years old?
[No response.]

Me: alright first half. Danny and kawhi look weird.
Pop: it's his braids. i keep telling kawhi it's not 2001 anymore. He doesn't care. He says he's a really big fan of allen Iverson and also early ludacris
Me: ... that's not what I meant
Pop: what's "early ludacris"
Me: he's this rapper from Atlanta
Pop: hahaha. I know. my wife and I danced our first dance to "what's your fantasy"
Me: wtf is happening right now?

Me: GREAT third quarter. almost there. i spent the whole thing with my socks on my hands because I thought it was helping. I also changed all of my passwords. i think it's working
Pop: Probably not. Probably something to do with Tim.
Me: every little bit helps, pop
Pop: not hand socks, jackass
Me: you do what you do and I'll do what I do
Pop: okay. I'll be an nba coach and you be a jackass sitting on your living room floor with socks on your hands. I hope you have a heart attack and die right there with your socks on your hands and then the paramedics find you and nobody knows what to make of your sock hand death oh **** I have to go it's time for the fourth

Me: so manu?
Pop: he's fine
Me: he has 7,000 turnovers this game
[No response.]

Me: WEREN'T WE JUST UP BY 10? WHAT JUST HAPPENED? DID LEBRON GO NUTS? IT'S HARD TO SEE ON ACCOUNT OF ALL OF THE TEARS.
[No response.]

Me: oh god lebron just hit a three did he really just hit a three???
[No response.]

Pop: PUT YOUR SOCKS BACK ON YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW PUT YOUR SOCKS BACK ON YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW PUT YOUR SOCKS BACK ON YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW PUT YOUR SOCKS BACK ON YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW
Me: opmn iuty
Pop: ???
Me: meant "on it." sry. hard to text with socks on my hands. Putting back on again now.

Me: NO NOT RAY WTF NO NO NO
[No response.]
Me: remember the part in that movie 2012 when everything starts to turn to ****?
Pop: no
Me: well there's a part in that movie 2012 when everything starts to turn to ****
Pop: jesus christ
Me: that's this

Me: did we really just lose that game?
Pop: yes
Me: okay. Nice knowing you. I'm going to go see if I can pay a biker to beat me to death with a tire iron
Pop: peace

I think the last time I really enjoyed watching NBA basketball, Magic Johnson and Larry Bird were still playing (yes, I'm excluding the Micheal Jordan era).

Author:	Müs [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:36 pm ]
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Aww yeah! I'm in!

Author:	Raell [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:25 pm ]
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?? What does this have to do with football?

Author:	Müs [ Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:28 pm ]
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Its another milestone. I know when the NBA finals are on, then Football is only a couple of months away!

Author:	DFK! [ Tue Jun 04, 2013 7:43 am ]
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Indiana just plain fell apart last night.

Author:	Nitefox [ Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:38 pm ]
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I hate LeFlop.

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Author:	Hopwin [ Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:02 pm ]
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Only 13 more Monday's until MNF returns!

Author:	Müs [ Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:05 pm ]
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<Mutombo>No no no. Not in my house! </Mutombo> This also made me laugh. Quote: Shea Serrano: I sent text messages to Gregg Popovich last night during the game. Me: Yo, homie. Good luck tonight. Pop: thx Me: How do you think the game's gonna go? Pop: They're gonna try and put the ball in the basket and we'll try and stop them. We'll try and put the ball in the basket and they'll try and stop us. Whichever team gets the ball in the basket more times is going to win. Me: … dick. Me: Hey, sister. Pop: sup? Me: Good first quarter. Pop: dude, i know. i'm at the game. Me: i think your screeners might be floating out just maybe a step too far on the high pick and roll. Pop: ??? Me: the high pick and roll. with tony. when he has it at the top of the key and the screener comes up. Pop: oh. okay. great. thank you. hey, can you do me a favor? Me: yeah, of course. anything. what's up? Pop: do you have, like, a hammer or a mallet or something comparable nearby? Me: Um, i think so. hold tight. I'll grab one … Pop: k Me: got it. what's up? Pop: Okay, cool. which one did you find? Me: hammer Pop: perfect. now take it … Me: uh-huh Pop: and smash yourself in the face with it Pop: I KNOW WHAT A HIGH PICK AND ROLL IS Me: What's wrong with Timmy tonight? Pop: don't call him timmy Me: jesus. Okay, what's wrong with Tim tonight? Pop: knock, knock Me: huh? Pop: knock, knock Me: who's there? Pop: i hope you die in a plane crash. Me: I'm not a robot, man. I have feelings. Pop: <3 Me: hey, make sure tiago gets some counseling. [No response.] Me: dude, you gotta knock Mario Chalmers down or something. This ** is ridiculous. Pop: I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you. All of my championship rings were talking to me at once. Me: Remember when you gave Rasho Nesterovic $42M? Pop: point taken Me: hey, yo. Have you seen Human Centipede 2? Pop: no. Me: oh. Well but have you seen this third quarter? Because it's basically the same. Pop: >:( Me: you're just gonna sit all your best players with seven minutes left then, huh? Dope. [No response.] Me: Avery Johnson would have never stood for this **. [No response.]

Author:	Nitefox [ Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:31 am ]
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85 days... Fat Guy Touchdowns http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-trian ... uy-scamper

Author:	Khross [ Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:29 pm ]
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Wilfork's total dismantling of that Chargers' screen play in 2011 is STILL so much fun to watch.

Author:	Müs [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:35 pm ]
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Spurs have a 5pt lead in game 6 at the half. I'm gonna say the Heat are done.

Author:	Müs [ Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:16 pm ]
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Wut just happened? Wow. Also, lol.

Author:	DFK! [ Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:34 pm ]
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Laaaame.

Author:	Müs [ Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:43 pm ]
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Its ok. They're not gonna win two in a row. Hail to the Spurs on Thursday. Quote: hea Serrano: I sent text messages to Gregg Popovich last night during the game. Me: yo. Pop: yo. Me: how are you all looking? Ready for tonight? Pop: how are you all looking? Ready for tonight? Me: uh Pop: uh Me: dude come on Pop: dude come on Me: jesus christ, man. Aren't you, like, 200 years old? [No response.] Me: alright first half. Danny and kawhi look weird. Pop: it's his braids. i keep telling kawhi it's not 2001 anymore. He doesn't care. He says he's a really big fan of allen Iverson and also early ludacris Me: ... that's not what I meant Pop: what's "early ludacris" Me: he's this rapper from Atlanta Pop: hahaha. I know. my wife and I danced our first dance to "what's your fantasy" Me: wtf is happening right now? Me: GREAT third quarter. almost there. i spent the whole thing with my socks on my hands because I thought it was helping. I also changed all of my passwords. i think it's working Pop: Probably not. Probably something to do with Tim. Me: every little bit helps, pop Pop: not hand socks, jackass Me: you do what you do and I'll do what I do Pop: okay. I'll be an nba coach and you be a jackass sitting on your living room floor with socks on your hands. I hope you have a heart attack and die right there with your socks on your hands and then the paramedics find you and nobody knows what to make of your sock hand death oh ** I have to go it's time for the fourth Me: so manu? Pop: he's fine Me: he has 7,000 turnovers this game [No response.] Me: WEREN'T WE JUST UP BY 10? WHAT JUST HAPPENED? DID LEBRON GO NUTS? IT'S HARD TO SEE ON ACCOUNT OF ALL OF THE TEARS. [No response.] Me: oh god lebron just hit a three did he really just hit a three??? [No response.] Pop: PUT YOUR SOCKS BACK ON YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW PUT YOUR SOCKS BACK ON YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW PUT YOUR SOCKS BACK ON YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW PUT YOUR SOCKS BACK ON YOUR HANDS RIGHT NOW Me: opmn iuty Pop: ??? Me: meant "on it." sry. hard to text with socks on my hands. Putting back on again now. Me: NO NOT RAY WTF NO NO NO [No response.] Me: remember the part in that movie 2012 when everything starts to turn to ? Pop: no Me: well there's a part in that movie 2012 when everything starts to turn to ** Pop: jesus christ Me: that's this Me: did we really just lose that game? Pop: yes Me: okay. Nice knowing you. I'm going to go see if I can pay a biker to beat me to death with a tire iron Pop: peace

Author:	DFK! [ Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:55 am ]
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Also: NBA is so hard to watch anymore because they just foul the **** out of each other constantly. I can't stand it.

Author:	Hopwin [ Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:46 am ]
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Yay! Basketball is OVER FINALLY! I hope they go on strike again.

Author:	Müs [ Wed Jul 03, 2013 3:01 pm ]
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Didn't LBJ like average a triple double in the final 7?

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Author:	Müs [ Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:36 pm ]
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Yeah, there does seem to be an awful lot of that.

Author:	Midgen [ Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:29 pm ]
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I stopped watching the NBA when it turned into (mostly) a bunch of prototypical NBA linebackers hacking the crap out of each other. I love a good dunk or shot rejection as much as anyone, but it seems to me that the magic is gone. I think the last time I really enjoyed watching NBA basketball, Magic Johnson and Larry Bird were still playing (yes, I'm excluding the Micheal Jordan era).

Author:	Müs [ Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:14 am ]
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That was a hell of a game. And I don't even really like basketball.

Author:	DFK! [ Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:29 am ]
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Stupid Heat.

Author:	Deeger [ Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:43 am ]
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Midgen wrote: I think the last time I really enjoyed watching NBA basketball, Magic Johnson and Larry Bird were still playing (yes, I'm excluding the Micheal Jordan era). I'm mostly with you but this Finals had Tim Duncan and LBJ, two of the most fundamentally sound players ever. Duncan's footwork is almost orgasmic and he toyed with Bird Man (who, btw, I'd gladly take on my team if he can stay away from the dope) and the rest of the Heat. James, though, is entering all-time best territory. He's the first player since Bird and Magic who can completely take over a game and do so unselfishly. I've always thought that I would hate playing with Jordan (if, you know, we pretended I was that good) but I'd love playing with LBJ. Yeah, The Decision was a hamfisted train wreck that he'll always have to live with but he's transcended past it.