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Munenori Kawasaki...(.gif heavy)
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Author:  Midgen [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 2:40 pm ]
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Might be the worst baseball player in the history of the MLB...

But damn, he's funny to watch..


I have no clue what is going on here.. He was on first base (which is rare), and was apparently trying to fake a steal or something...
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This bizaarness happened while the team was celebrating a rare walk-off hit...
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Here he is trying to mimic the grounds crew doing their 7th Inning Stretch dance..

Courtesy SBNation
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I hope the Mariners sign him to a lifetime contract! He may be a terrible baseball player, but at least he's entertaining to watch (unlike the rest of the team).

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Author:  Lenas [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 2:53 pm ]
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Haha. I'd watch that guy all day.

Author:  Midgen [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 5:27 pm ]
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Here's a link to actual game video of fake steal thing, with several angles, and some reaction from the dugout...

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?conte ... =tw_video_

Author:  Noggel [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:25 pm ]
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This is fantastic. :D

Author:  Rynar [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:39 pm ]
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What a weirdo...

Author:  Midgen [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:55 pm ]
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Rynar wrote:
What a weirdo...


He is definitely a unique individual, of that there is no doubt...

He's harmless (other than taking up a major league roster spot). He's obviously not an 'Eric Wedge' prototype player, so I'm pretty sure it's 'back to Japan' for him after this season...

Author:  Rynar [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:58 pm ]
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Midgen wrote:
Rynar wrote:
What a weirdo...


He is definitely a unique individual, of that there is no doubt...

He's harmless (other than taking up a major league roster spot). He's obviously not an 'Eric Wedge' prototype player, so I'm pretty sure it's 'back to Japan' for him after this season...

You aren't kidding about how terrible he is. I just checked out his numbers at Baseball-Reference.com, and they're horrendous on an epic and historic level. I don't know how Wedge has justified sending this guy to the dish 83 times.

Author:  Midgen [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:08 pm ]
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I take it you haven't looked at the rest of the roster?

9 games worth of at bats over the course of a season isn't really very many...

His WAR (-0.2) is a full point better than Chone Figgens (-1.2), who makes a helluva lot more money. It's easy to make a case for Figgins being the worst player in Baseball, which is mind boggling considering that when Seattle signed him, he was an all star, and considered one of the best.

Author:  Rynar [ Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:41 pm ]
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Yeah, Figgins skill set doesn't age particularly well.

Author:  Midgen [ Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:19 pm ]
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More Kawasaki love

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2012/8/7/ ... e-mariners

Author:  Midgen [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:48 am ]
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from tonight's win over Minnesota

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Author:  Rynar [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:30 am ]
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This is my new favorite thread of all-time.

Author:  Hopwin [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:03 am ]
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I want him for our team :(

Author:  Midgen [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:33 am ]
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Hopwin wrote:
I want him for our team :(


Hey, Cleveland is in town for a series. Maybe we could work something out?

What do you have in trade? A cool mascot? Perhaps a cheerleader? Maybe a couple of clubhouse attendants?

Author:  Hopwin [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:07 pm ]
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You can have Chris "take-your-d***-out-of-your-mouth" Perez.
http://deadspin.com/5936167/indians-clo ... your-mouth

Author:  Midgen [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:44 pm ]
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Hmm.. no deal. Were pretty set on pitching...

What else ya got?

Author:  Hopwin [ Mon Aug 20, 2012 5:56 pm ]
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He can also play either Frankenstein or Biff from BTTF at children's parties.

Author:  Midgen [ Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:22 am ]
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Yea, nevermind. I think we'll keep him. :D

Author:  Midgen [ Thu Sep 06, 2012 4:50 pm ]
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I have no idea who this player is, but this is pretty funny!

The guy hitting is former Mariner Wladimir Balentien, who is currently playing in Japan.

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Edit:This originally came from Jeff Sullivan at Lookout Landing here
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2012/9/6/ ... tats-video

Author:  Midgen [ Sat Sep 15, 2012 3:49 am ]
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Yu Darvish of the Rangers throws a 62 mile an hour meatball, followed by a 94 0-2 Fastball to Munenori....

Needless to say, the result wasn't good (for him)

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Credit to Lookout Landing
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2012/9/14 ... yu-darvish

Author:  Midgen [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:20 am ]
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Awww, this makes me a sad panda...

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