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Hopwin
 Post subject: Er... sigh
PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:08 pm 
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I met a man named Ken today. Ken has two vegetarian roommates. One of them is his girlfriend, one of them is his ex-girlfriend. Oh and they are sisters. His current girlfriend is the younger of the two. He also has 300 boardgames and 700 video games.

I can't keep one. What is wrong with me?

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You want a serious answer to that one or just some sympathy? Or maybe both? *hugs*

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You have my sympathy; I recall stages like that. Marriage does wonders to solve the problem though! (don't take this as advocating rushing into that, either)

On the other hand, look at the girlfriends this guy has, and this guy. A lot of the girlfriends out there, you wouldn't want anyhow.

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Diamondeye wrote:
A lot of the girlfriends out there, you wouldn't want anyhow.


+1

Very true. How does the saying go? For every seemingly fabulous woman out there, some guy, somewhere, is tired of her ****.

You seem to have a good heart, Hop, don't settle....the right woman will come along. *hugs*

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So, is the other girl free?

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Why can't you keep board or video games?

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Hopwin wrote:
I met a man named Ken today. Ken has two vegetarian roommates. One of them is his girlfriend, one of them is his ex-girlfriend. Oh and they are sisters. His current girlfriend is the younger of the two. He also has 300 boardgames and 700 video games.

I can't keep one. What is wrong with me?



chicks dig board games

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Hannibal wrote:
Why can't you keep board or video games?

Dogs eat em :(

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Hopwin wrote:
Hannibal wrote:
Why can't you keep board or video games?

Dogs eat em :(


High shelf them

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Oonagh wrote:
High shelf them


The dogs or the board games? :P

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