The Glade 4.0

This is not a rant or rave ... just a reflection. I was always such a summer person. I love the beach, I love the sun ... I love the song Chicane - Autumn Tactics, especially the End of Summer mix:



I love girls wearing bikinis, skirts or just less clothing in general. I love the smell of barbecue. I love the feeling of late warm summer evenings spent just unwinding.

But would I trade it all for endless winter ... I just might. How times change.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

Winter can go to hell.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Then all the snow would melt

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

Good. Snow is cold, nasty and sucks. Winter is dark, cold, windy and miserable.

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Holy shitsnacks!

Your mom is dark cold windy and miserable.

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"It's real, grew up in trife life, the times of white lines
The hype vice, murderous nighttimes and knife fights invite crimes" - Nasir Jones

There are places you can move that can fulfill your heart's desire in this area. I hear Siberia is like that year round.

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I prefer to think of them as "Fighting evil in another dimension"

I have never experienced anything else that approximates the feeling of standing on mountainside during a silent snowfall, in the middle of the night.

...and bourbon's good.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

That's the idea. Unfortunately it is a misguided.

Snow is an evil, evil thing. Winter and its fiendish offspring, snow, are a result of the weakening of the veil between worlds in Autumn. It just so happens that Hells layers of Cania and Stygia are right on the astral border of Earth's northern hemisphere in winter, and their devlishly cold weather seeps through into our own reality. Blame Mephistopheles for this attrocity known as winter!

Give me my tropics!

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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If you go cold....I want more snowboarding pics..

Wait..you sure you don't want to move someplace warm?

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

6 am as the sun rises on a -30 degree day. No wind, hoarfrost everywhere and so quiet you can hear a mouse fart a mile away.

What does that have to do with bourbon?

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

Ice cream + bikini > so much clothing you look like a snowman...

Naked under lots of covers 'exercising' to stay warm > sticky sweaty too hot to move or be near anyone elses 98.6.

My guess is that bourbon tastes like mouse farts..

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Dream as if you'll live forever...
...Live as if you'll die tomorrow

Vivere Senza Rimpianti

Yes. Snow so deep that you decide you don't *really* need to go in to work today and pour yourself another cup of coffee instead.

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Air Conditioning solves this, if it's an issue.

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves you got a brand of magic never fails...
...Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, Jot it down -You ain't never had a friend like me
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Me neither, thank goodness, and hopefully I never have to again. Sun, palm trees, a nice sea breeze, ahhhh... the current forecast is perfection:

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I really need to move somewhere with a weather forecast like that year round.

Winter can suck it.

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This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

87 degrees in may is to damn hot....

Las Vegas just about killed me, that city was painful working in, running cable on top of the Flamingo at 4pm in August, just felt like pure death. get up to the roof and in 5 minutes felt like I step out of Sauna.

Snow year round would love, just not the cold, steady 65 all year round with Snow! Yes! Where is that place?

That weather bored the **** out of me. I moved somewhere I could actually have 4 seasons instead of two.

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"Dress cops up as soldiers, give them military equipment, train them in military tactics, tell them they’re fighting a ‘war,’ and the consequences are predictable." —Radley Balko

You're not, like, from Wisconsin or nothin', are ya?!

I was thrilled that it rained the other day. Been going on for a couple of years now, rain in April and May. I've lived in Southern Cal now for almost 20 years, and that's pretty unusual. We'll get a heavy marine layer of moisture in June, usually (June Gloom), and that passes for precipitation (mist), but it's not the same as actual weather.

Yes, I miss it, too. Didn't even get up to the mountains for snow this year.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

Not sure what the fuss is about Summer and Winter. I'm all about Fall

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Go back to zero, take a pill, and get well ~ Lemmy Kilmister

Living in Southern California: Marinating in your own ball sweat for 9 months of the year. Freezing your balls off the other 3. There is nothing in between. **** California.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick

Freezing? Sure, up in your old neck of the woods. It might hit a low of 40 degrees, down here in the urban massif. I agree with you about the heat, but that doesn't hit us in earnest until July or so. It's rather pleasant today.

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This cold and dark tormented hell
Is all I`ll ever know
So when you get to heaven
May the devil be the judge

I live in Idaho now, though. Which is totally awesome. Hasn't been about 70 since I moved here. It's like spring actually exists. It didn't go from winter to summer. So that means I'll likely get Fall, which is by far the best time of the entire year.

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Los Angeles Kings 2014 Stanley Cup Champions

"I love this **** team right here."
-Jonathan Quick