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Müs
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What unit would the force be measured in? I *think* its newtons. But I'm not 100% sure.

The line of thinking goes thusly.

Moose is irritated at a specific customer. He would like to stab that customer in the face. Moose picks up his trusty 8" henkels chef's knife and proceeds to jam it through the eye socket of the annoying customer.

Given the knife has a weight of approximately 300 grams, how many newtons would be necessary to fully embed the knife so that Moose is no longer annoyed by this customer?

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I would really prefer you use a spork, those knives are nice and expensive; in fact here is the spork for you:

Titanium Spork

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Possible. But I would think the force requirement would be a great deal higher for that as its not particularly meant for stabbing.

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right... so you could gein more of a sense of enjoyment out of it.

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Well, you gotta use the right Toole for the job.

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That one did not seem to go over Sowell.

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Perhaps people are Mullin it over.

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That one was a bit below the Rader.

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Without more input, its probably Kürtens for this thread.

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I think we may need to Chase some people down

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Eh, I may just take a Bathory and see if anyone else has responded to the original question.

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Well unless we Fish some more people up, this one is Overbye a long shot.

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Force is measured in pounds, tons, newtons, or dynes, depending on which system you use.

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I don't think our audience is too Young-Chul remember these. I mean, the media tends to Maketta these common Knowlesedge.

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Bonus points if the 'customer' name is Newton
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Do you even give a Gavarito? Or are you just Filho-ing up space. You might as well go to the Sithole or smile for the Carmago. Yeah, they're all really weak.

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