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If I were to stab someone in the face...
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Author:  Müs [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:21 pm ]
Post subject:  If I were to stab someone in the face...

What unit would the force be measured in? I *think* its newtons. But I'm not 100% sure.

The line of thinking goes thusly.

Moose is irritated at a specific customer. He would like to stab that customer in the face. Moose picks up his trusty 8" henkels chef's knife and proceeds to jam it through the eye socket of the annoying customer.

Given the knife has a weight of approximately 300 grams, how many newtons would be necessary to fully embed the knife so that Moose is no longer annoyed by this customer?

Author:  darksiege [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:26 pm ]
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I would really prefer you use a spork, those knives are nice and expensive; in fact here is the spork for you:

Titanium Spork

Author:  Müs [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:30 pm ]
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Possible. But I would think the force requirement would be a great deal higher for that as its not particularly meant for stabbing.

Author:  darksiege [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:34 pm ]
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right... so you could gein more of a sense of enjoyment out of it.

Author:  Müs [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:37 pm ]
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Well, you gotta use the right Toole for the job.

Author:  darksiege [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:41 pm ]
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That one did not seem to go over Sowell.

Author:  Müs [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:42 pm ]
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Perhaps people are Mullin it over.

Author:  darksiege [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:44 pm ]
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That one was a bit below the Rader.

Author:  Müs [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:45 pm ]
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Without more input, its probably Kürtens for this thread.

Author:  darksiege [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:48 pm ]
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I think we may need to Chase some people down

Author:  Müs [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:50 pm ]
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Eh, I may just take a Bathory and see if anyone else has responded to the original question.

Author:  darksiege [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:53 pm ]
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Well unless we Fish some more people up, this one is Overbye a long shot.

Author:  Corolinth [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: If I were to stab someone in the face...

Force is measured in pounds, tons, newtons, or dynes, depending on which system you use.

Author:  Müs [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:58 pm ]
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I don't think our audience is too Young-Chul remember these. I mean, the media tends to Maketta these common Knowlesedge.

Author:  Midgen [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 6:46 pm ]
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Bonus points if the 'customer' name is Newton

Author:  Micheal [ Tue Jun 18, 2013 6:51 pm ]
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Do you even give a Gavarito? Or are you just Filho-ing up space. You might as well go to the Sithole or smile for the Carmago. Yeah, they're all really weak.

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