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Damn Convenient Sicknesses!
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Author:  FarSky [ Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Damn Convenient Sicknesses!
Why must I always succumb to illness on Saturdays and Sundays? Why can't I be sick during the week (and thus take a day or two off) like normal people? No, instead I spend all day Saturday and Sunday in bed, and then get back to relative normality just in time for work. Sigh.
Author:  Kaffis Mark V [ Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:11 pm ]
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You, sir, need to take Monday and Tuesday off, just to be sure.
Author:  Aizle [ Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:35 pm ]
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I have been known on occasion to call in sick. It's not even lying. I'm sick of work, so I'm not coming in today.
Author:  Hopwin [ Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:03 pm ]
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Aizle wrote:
I have been known on occasion to call in sick. It's not even lying. I'm sick of work, so I'm not coming in today.

Anal glaucoma?
Author:  Lydiaa [ Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:39 pm ]
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Upset stomach, not urgent enough to go and see a doctor, but totally ikky to go into work with. Best excuse ever!
Author:  FarSky [ Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:41 pm ]
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Well, it's also made more difficult to call in sick when I work from home 99% of the time. :)

"Oh, gee, boss, I'm sorry, I don't feel like walking the twenty feet from my bed to the computer. Or, uh, just working on my laptop from bed." :D
Author:  Lydiaa [ Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:04 pm ]
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Do you get flex days? If so, work on the days you’re sick and simply take the ones you’re not off
Author:  Lenas [ Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:45 pm ]
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Lydiaa wrote:
Upset stomach, not urgent enough to go and see a doctor, but totally ikky to go into work with. Best excuse ever!


Second this. Explosive diarrhea will never, ever be questioned by your employer.
Author:  darksiege [ Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:45 am ]
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Hopwin wrote:
Aizle wrote:
I have been known on occasion to call in sick. It's not even lying. I'm sick of work, so I'm not coming in today.

Anal glaucoma?


I can't see my *** coming in today. LOL I love that one.
Author:  Midgen [ Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:05 am ]
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I used to have a boss that would say "If you don't feel like coming to work, don't. call it a 'Mental Health Day'."

That is all find and dandy if you have the PTO to burn.
Author:  Elessar [ Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:46 pm ]
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I hear ya. I went to bed last night after the last day of our 14 day tour, and felt that familar scratch in the back of my throat. Woke up this morning to have it worse but still not all that bad. Better not be getting sick for my time off! It's Christmas!
Author:  Stathol [ Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:40 pm ]
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It seems like I get sick on the weekend nearly 30% of the time! ...
Author:  Aizle [ Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:35 pm ]
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Stathol wrote:
It seems like I get sick on the weekend nearly 30% of the time! ...


Image
Author:  Diamondeye [ Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:48 am ]
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Lenas wrote:
Lydiaa wrote:
Upset stomach, not urgent enough to go and see a doctor, but totally ikky to go into work with. Best excuse ever!


Second this. Explosive diarrhea will never, ever be questioned by your employer.


Unless he calls the bomb squad.
Author:  Screeling [ Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:06 am ]
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I've been sick for like the last two weeks. I think I'm finally getting over it now. I was hoping to be through it when finals week came, but oh well.
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