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Author:  Nevandal [ Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:23 am ]
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...is the greatest gift to man since the invention of pussy...and probably music.

I can honestly say that my greatest regret in life is having not started to smoke weed years ago. My only hope is that putting off smoking weed until now had a good effect on my mental development, enough to off-set how much [smarter; better a person; more badass] I am when I smoke weed.

Every aspect of my life is improving.

Life is good, *****!

Peace ;)

Author:  Raell [ Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:39 am ]
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Are you really Kevin Smith?

Author:  Rafael [ Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:31 am ]
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Yea ... I know man. Then someone gives you the first try of hydroponically grown kinebud ... and your blazed **** up out of your head.

Then, one day, you catch a ride to class with 3 of your buddies. And one of them lights up a pinch hitter. And you know you have to give a group presentation in Speech Class (yes, they make engineers take it), and in that presentation, your topic of choice is the restaraunt Lambert's Cafe, and you know your role in the presentation is to be the one to throw rolls.

So here you are, walking to class and it feels like you are traveling backwards through time because you are so baked, and you have to throw rolls at the class. Imagine being so paranoid of being so high, that everyone will know right away, and you are incredibly leery of overcompensating so they don't know, you are now afraid of beaning the teacher in the head with baked goods. And the whole time, you just know that dude in the back in the football team is laughing at you because your eyes are so bloodshot.

Please travel this road ... with care. but have fun. It's fun while it lasts.

Author:  Nevandal [ Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:36 pm ]
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lmao

Author:  Aethien [ Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:41 pm ]
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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

You really need to read Hunter S. Thompson, Nev. Something to live up to, so to speak (except for the shotgun-in-the-mouth thing at the end of his real life).

Author:  Nevandal [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:23 am ]
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I will admit I was pretty blazed when I decided to make this thread, but I



HAPPY 4:20

Author:  Nevandal [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:06 am ]
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Rafael wrote:
Yea ... I know man. Then someone gives you the first try of hydroponically grown kinebud ... and your blazed **** up out of your head.

Then, one day, you catch a ride to class with 3 of your buddies. And one of them lights up a pinch hitter. And you know you have to give a group presentation in Speech Class (yes, they make engineers take it), and in that presentation, your topic of choice is the restaraunt Lambert's Cafe, and you know your role in the presentation is to be the one to throw rolls.

So here you are, walking to class and it feels like you are traveling backwards through time because you are so baked, and you have to throw rolls at the class. Imagine being so paranoid of being so high, that everyone will know right away, and you are incredibly leery of overcompensating so they don't know, you are now afraid of beaning the teacher in the head with baked goods. And the whole time, you just know that dude in the back in the football team is laughing at you because your eyes are so bloodshot.

Please travel this road ... with care. but have fun. It's fun while it lasts.


....but then you decide to smoke chronic **** and get way too high, end up doing lines off a hookers *** and next think you know, you're giving blowjobs to put your kids through college because they're addicted to crack and can't afford it, and then your brain becomes a fried egg. Yum.

Yeah ok. Thanks Fire Marshall Bill!

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;)

Aethien wrote:
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

You really need to read Hunter S. Thompson, Nev. Something to live up to, so to speak (except for the shotgun-in-the-mouth thing at the end of his real life).


Thanks for the pro-tip.

There's so many books I want to read but I don't have the time for. I wish there was more time for that sort of thing.

I do love the fear and loathing in las vegas movie with johnny depp, though it is really weird.

Author:  Vindicarre [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:14 am ]
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The book is immeasurably better; we referred to it as "the bible" for close to a decade.

Author:  Nevandal [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:09 am ]
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I'll have to check it out

Author:  Kaffis Mark V [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:32 am ]
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Nevandal wrote:
There's so many books I want to read but I don't have the time for. I wish there was more time for that sort of thing.

There was more time for that sort of thing; then you got high. ;)

Author:  Müs [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:22 am ]
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Quote:
open on interior, Out of Africa primitive art store ]

Shopkeeper: Hey, may I help you?

Customer #1: Yeah. This is kind of neat, what is it?

Shopkeeper: Oh, that's from New Guinea. It's a ceremonial spirit box.

Customer #1: Wow, that's cool. What do you do with it?

Shopkeeper: You put your weed in there!

Customer #1: Oh. Thank you.

Customer #2: This is neat, is this from South America?

Shopkeeper: You bet. That's a Yanamano ancestral rattle from Brazil. It's carved from deer bone, they only make one every seven years, it's really rare.

Customer #2: What do they use it for?

Shopkeeper: You put your weed in here!

Customer #2: O-kay..

Shopkeeper: No problem.

Customer #3: Where's this from?

Shopkeeper: Oh, it's from Borneo. It's for a Zuluesque puberty ritual. It symbolizes the journey into adulthood.

Customer #3: Really?

Shopkeeper: Yeah. And you can put your weed in here!

Customer #3: So, this has actually been used in puberty rituals?

Shopkeeper: Yeah. And you put your weed in there!

Customer #3: Thanks.

Shopkeeper: No problem.

Customer #1: [ holding artifact ] Hey, uh, excuse me..

Shopkeeper: Oh, this is great! You put your weed in here! Awesome.

Customer #1: Actually, I'm looking for a gift for my mother. Is there anything in here that doesn't involve weed?

Shopkeeper: [ thinks ] Well.. you can give her this. [ pulls out drum ] It's a Senegalese talking drum. Only the Head Shayman of Senegal is allowed to use it.

Customer #1: Wow.. that'd be great, she might like something like that.

Shopkeeper: You know what I'd do if I bought it? I'd put my weed in there! Right in there. [ puts it down ] Oh, wait.. I've got something else.

Customer #1: Ah.

Shopkeeper: This is a Javanese rain stick. Yeah, it's for a fertility dance. You can put it in your apartment and hang a plant from it.

Customer #1: That'd be cool, she has a lot of plants. That might be good.

Shopkeeper: You sure she doesn't like weed?

Customer #1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Shopkeeper: It's too bad, because it goes right in here. This part unscrews, it's really great!

[ Cop enters the shop ]

Cop: Hey. Is that your Volkswagon van parked out front?

Shopkeeper: Look, man, there's nothing in here that you could put weed into!

Cop: I just wanted to tell you that you left your lights on. I turned them off for you.

Shopkeeper: Okay, maybe there's some things in here that you put tobacco into, or incense or spices into, but definitely not weed!

Cop: What the hell are you talking about?

Shopkeeper: Okay. I guess, if this opened up, you could put weed in it, but I can't get it open. [ Cop opens it ] It's not like there's weed in there!

Cop: [ holds up the weed ] What is this?

Shopkeeper: Weed.

Cop: You're under arrest!

Shopkeeper: Alright, but don't bother checking the store! Because there's no weed in that, and there's no weed in that, and there's no weed in that!

Cop: Well, you can talk about it down at the station.

Shopkeeper: Don't bother checking the back of the store - no wee-ee-eed!

[ Cop pulls Shopkeeper outside ]

[ fade ]

Author:  Aethien [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:08 pm ]
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Kaffis Mark V wrote:
Nevandal wrote:
There's so many books I want to read but I don't have the time for. I wish there was more time for that sort of thing.

There was more time for that sort of thing; then you got high. ;)

Touche!

Vindicarre wrote:
The book is immeasurably better; we referred to it as "the bible" for close to a decade.

I used to read it once a year, haven't picked it up in a while. My word-for-word memorization of it is starting to fade.

One of the best parties I went to as an undergrad was one at which, upon entering, you got a photocopied fragment of the book. Your job was to find someone else who had the section before or after yours. It was a hoot.

Author:  Nevandal [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:32 pm ]
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Kaffis Mark V wrote:
Nevandal wrote:
There's so many books I want to read but I don't have the time for. I wish there was more time for that sort of thing.

There was more time for that sort of thing; then you got high. ;)



You're right, it's more an issue of patience. I sit down with a book and I feel like I'm missing out on other things that are going on so I can't sit there and fully enjoy reading.

Author:  Diamondeye [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:44 pm ]
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Why waste your money on weed when booze is available?

Author:  Lenas [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:12 pm ]
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Weed is cheaper and faster.

Author:  Loki [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:38 pm ]
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Diamondeye wrote:
Why waste your money on weed when booze is available?


Because you've never heard of a hangover from weed.

Author:  Nevandal [ Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:00 pm ]
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i don't really like booze

Author:  Rynar [ Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:56 pm ]
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I gave it up more than a year ago. I don't miss it.

Author:  Aethien [ Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:00 pm ]
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Well, I would argue that there are weed hangovers, but nothing that's gonna make you swear never to touch the stuff again or hate life for twelve hours after you wake up.

Rynar wrote:
I gave it up more than a year ago. I don't miss it.


Wow, words I thought I'd never see ...

Author:  Raltar [ Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:36 pm ]
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Don't you end up spending more money on food after getting the munchies, though? So, saying that weed is cheaper isn't necessarily true. Because I know that when I used to smoke, my friends and I would eat everything in sight.

Author:  Micheal [ Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:30 pm ]
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Congratz Rynar.

Author:  Rodahn [ Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:39 pm ]
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Don't miss it here, either. I tried it like 3 or 4 times in my entire life. Never really felt any buzz or high from it.

Author:  Lenas [ Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:19 am ]
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Hard to miss something you never experienced.

Author:  Nevandal [ Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:16 am ]
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Lenas wrote:
Hard to miss something you never experienced.


very true.

I can see how it isn't for everyone...but on the other hand...it should be.




as far as my finances / diet...not much has changed. food does taste really great, though, I will admit. I haven't gained any weight or lost any money any faster than I would if I didn't smoke.

Author:  Diamondeye [ Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:46 pm ]
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Rynar wrote:
I gave it up more than a year ago. I don't miss it.


weed, or booze?

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