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| Author: | Screeling [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Hemorrhoids |
They're killing me right now. You've really no idea how much your butt puckers when you do things until you have a really bad hemorrhoid. I've managed to dodge a visit to the doctor for them in the past, but I just don't think there's going to be any avoiding it this time. |
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| Author: | Müs [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:18 am ] |
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With great pooping comes great hemorrhoids. |
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| Author: | damaged [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:39 am ] |
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I feel ya, was plagued by them for several years. Then, about a year and a half ago I had something even worse in that general vicinity. I'll skip the details, 'cause they're unpleasant, but at the end of the day I wound up having some surgery, and either the 'roids were in the way, or my doctor snipped 'em while he was in there. Haven't had a problem since 
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| Author: | FarSky [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:56 am ] |
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Müs wrote: With great pooping comes great hemorrhoids. Heavy is the...uh, head that wears the...crown... I don't know where I'm going with this. Pooooop. |
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| Author: | damaged [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:06 am ] |
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Oh, one thing your doctor will tell you is to make sure you get enough fiber. It's your friend. |
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| Author: | Taamar [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:46 am ] |
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Müs wrote: With great pooping comes great hemorrhoids. Gentle pooping is the key. Great gentle pooping. |
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| Author: | Hopwin [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:48 am ] |
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If you have to struggle to poop then you're doing it wrong* *unless you have a medical condition. |
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| Author: | Screeling [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:50 am ] |
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Hemorrhoids make you struggle to poop. Heck, sometimes I have to push hard just to get a fart out whereas before all I had to do was relax a bit. |
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| Author: | Hopwin [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:52 am ] |
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Fixed. |
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| Author: | Müs [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:01 pm ] |
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Screeling wrote: Heck, sometimes I have to push hard just to get a fart out whereas before all I had to do was relax a bit. Oh how the mighty have fallen. |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:39 pm ] |
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Wow, Screeling...struggle to fart due to the 'roids? You need to get those cauterized... Is it like having a cauliflower in your butt? |
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| Author: | Screeling [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:03 pm ] |
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Yeah, and sometimes it feels like crapping out glass. The occasional blood sometimes makes me think that's what actually happens. TMI!!! |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hemorrhoids |
Screeling wrote: They're killing me right now. You've really no idea how much your butt puckers when you do things until you have a really bad hemorrhoid. I've managed to dodge a visit to the doctor for them in the past, but I just don't think there's going to be any avoiding it this time. Dude, nothing to mess around with. If its been over a week and they are still there, duckwalk on in to the doctor. |
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| Author: | Raltar [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:40 pm ] |
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We know way too much about Screeling's ***. |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:38 pm ] |
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Raltar wrote: We know way too much about Screeling's ***. Yes. Yes we do. Dear lord nobody say "pics or it didn't happen" |
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| Author: | Rynar [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:40 pm ] |
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Yeah, doctor up, bro. You don't want to get a taint infection. |
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| Author: | Taskiss [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:10 pm ] |
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pics or it didn't happen |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:11 pm ] |
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! |
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| Author: | Taskiss [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:11 pm ] |
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Oh, but yes! |
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| Author: | Rynar [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:50 pm ] |
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Taskiss wrote: pics or it didn't happen If he does, and my eyes bleed, am I a candidate for sainthood? |
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| Author: | Taskiss [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 7:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Re: |
Rynar wrote: Taskiss wrote: pics or it didn't happen If he does, and my eyes bleed, am I a candidate for sainthood? You are already. Patron saint of radical cooks with attitude. From what I hear, you work miracles in the kitchen 
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| Author: | Nitefox [ Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:38 pm ] |
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<---------is pooping while reading this. |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 12:05 am ] |
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Taamar wrote: Müs wrote: With great pooping comes great hemorrhoids. Gentle pooping is the key. Great gentle pooping. Taamar is wise. Screeling is a false prophet, leading the unwary into pain and infection. |
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| Author: | Screeling [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:32 am ] |
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Micheal wrote: Taamar wrote: Müs wrote: With great pooping comes great hemorrhoids. Gentle pooping is the key. Great gentle pooping. Taamar is wise. Screeling is a false prophet, leading the unwary into pain and infection. Silence, heretic. If anything, they're stigmata to prove what I'm saying. |
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| Author: | LadyKate [ Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:32 am ] |
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ROFL!!! |
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