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Author:  Rafael [ Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Need to tattoo my DoB on my forehead
Girls, I am not 18. I am not interested girls under 18 and have marginal if basically no interest in girls under 21. Leave me alone.
Author:  Micheal [ Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:10 pm ]
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Dude, do you have any idea how many guys would love to have that problem? It is all about your Asian good looks and haughty rejection of them, just makes you hotter.

Get a button made that says "You have to be at least 21 to ride this ride." another one that says "Adults Only, may I see your ID?"

Much cheaper than tattoos, easier to get rid of when the ink wouldn't be appropriate.
Author:  Lenas [ Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:41 am ]
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lol

I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU BRO

I don't even remember the last time I got hit on by someone sober.
Author:  Rafael [ Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:14 am ]
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Alright, so it's not that big of deal, but I've had two girls ask for my number and I took them out and it resulted in them not wanting to go out after they figured out I was 24, not 18-20.

Kinda stupid if you ask me.
Author:  Lex Luthor [ Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:51 am ]
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By the way, high school girls are way more friendly than college girls. I'm not sure why... maybe they haven't learned how to **** test guys yet?
Author:  Vindicarre [ Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:56 pm ]
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Lex Luthor wrote:
By the way, high school girls are way more friendly naive and open to manipulation than college girls. I'm not sure why... maybe they haven't learned how to **** test that guys will do anything to get their way yet?


That's a bit more straightforward.
Author:  damaged [ Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:57 pm ]
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Damn, no sound at work, but I just had a moment thinking of that scene in Dazed and Confused about high school girls. "I keep getting older, but they stay the same age".
Author:  Lex Luthor [ Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:19 pm ]
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Vindicarre wrote:
Lex Luthor wrote:
By the way, high school girls are way more friendly naive and open to manipulation than college girls. I'm not sure why... maybe they haven't learned how to **** test that guys will do anything to get their way yet?


That's a bit more straightforward.


Yup, I agree with all that.
Author:  Loki [ Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:56 pm ]
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Rafael wrote:
Alright, so it's not that big of deal, but I've had two girls ask for my number and I took them out and it resulted in them not wanting to go out after they figured out I was 24, not 18-20.

Kinda stupid if you ask me.


Dude, at least you're getting noticed! :P
Author:  Lydiaa [ Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:00 pm ]
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Alternatively you could tattoo the minimum age they need to be before approaching =P
Author:  Micheal [ Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:33 pm ]
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Dude, you look too young, which is why the 21-24 year olds are walking on by and not noticing you, while the late teens are thinking you're hot until they find out your age and you go from hot to creepy in a heartbeat.

Dress a little older, lose the I'm a late teen bad boy look.
Author:  Rafael [ Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:05 pm ]
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Sure tell me how to get rid of my facial features abd complete lack of facial and chest hair. Not my fault, it's the genes I was dealt. I know that 19 y o girls are creeped out but im gonna play this hand regardless. What do I have to lose? Maybe I can sign up for the cougar bait gig. I know the bars they frequent.
Author:  Micheal [ Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:08 pm ]
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I was carded until I was 31, back when they hardly carded anyone with facial hair. Enjoy it while you can Rafe. Go with the cougar idea, they pay their own way and can teach you things you haven't learned yet.
Author:  Rafael [ Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:09 pm ]
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Oh, and believe me. I hit on any girl from 18 to 40. So given equal opportunity, the young ones bite bit not the ones I might actually have a meaningful run with. My ******* side is definitely dominating my nice side right now.
Author:  Kirra [ Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:09 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Need to tattoo my DoB on my forehead
Rafael wrote:
Girls, I am not 18. I am not interested girls under 18 and have marginal if basically no interest in girls under 21. Leave me alone.


so...since when does "no interest" and "leave me alone" translate into going out with them?

You love the attention and you know it :p
Author:  Elmarnieh [ Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:33 pm ]
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Just tattoo my phone number there.
Author:  Elessar [ Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:36 pm ]
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Sounds like a pretty horrendous problem :P
Author:  Rafael [ Sun May 02, 2010 5:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Need to tattoo my DoB on my forehead
Kirra wrote:
Rafael wrote:
Girls, I am not 18. I am not interested girls under 18 and have marginal if basically no interest in girls under 21. Leave me alone.


so...since when does "no interest" and "leave me alone" translate into going out with them?

You love the attention and you know it :p


True, the attention can be nice, but not when it results in failure most of the time. I guess I worded it confusingly. What happens is I ask a girl out, we go out, topic of age and school comes around and they become disgusted because I'm an old fart about to roll over 25 years on the odometer.

However, it is always the girls who initiate things by flirting. Girls, I have learned, are very good at letting you know what they want without saying it explicitly. They direct in a very indirect way.

Oh, and I'm not making this thread to sound pompous though I can understand it appears that way. Certainly the problem is that I cannot just go pick up girls my age, at least not ones I am really physically attracted to. But girls who are far too young seem to talk to me a lot more. Yes, it's shallow, sue me.
Author:  Dash [ Mon May 03, 2010 9:47 am ]
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You could go this route:

Image

And if they look too young just point to your lip and say: It says LADIES, not GIRLS.
Author:  Lex Luthor [ Mon May 03, 2010 10:21 am ]
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You seem to have a lot of self-limiting beliefs. If you choose to spend a lot of time trying to pick up girls your age, you will eventually be able to (if not become very good at it).
Author:  Jocificus [ Mon May 03, 2010 10:39 am ]
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College age girls are for messing around with, not for anything serious. At this age it's all still a game for the most part, so just playing along is the way to go. It's what I do with girls that age that I run into now and again, despite me being 12+ years older. There's a 19 year old at my new job that's obviously interested, but I just have to take it for what it is: a little fun until something more interesting comes along.

And before anyone makes the claim that I'm one of those jerks or something, I make it clear to these girls (or as clear as I can, lol) that I'm not taking this seriously, and it won't go anywhere.
Author:  Lex Luthor [ Mon May 03, 2010 1:51 pm ]
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I think every guy should take at least a few years off from normal dating and just mess around with college girls.
Author:  Lydiaa [ Mon May 03, 2010 6:13 pm ]
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Lex Luthor wrote:
I think every guy should take at least a few years off from normal dating and just mess around with college girls.


and miss raiding! NEVAH~!!!
Author:  Kirra [ Mon May 17, 2010 9:57 pm ]
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Are the under age still hitting on you Raf?
Author:  Lydiaa [ Mon May 17, 2010 11:32 pm ]
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More to the point, are you still hitting on under aged girls rufflez?
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