Taskiss wrote:
You can walk out of a bad movie with your head held high, you walk out of a rectal exam... kinda funny.
Better than walking out of a rectal exam with a phone number
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| Author: | Raltar [ Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Really? Who are these movies made for? |
I just saw a trailer for some stupid dance movie in 3d(I think they were teenagers, but I can't tell anymore since I'm so old). Who watches this crap? I mean, honestly. What could drive someone to go watch a movie like that? I just can't wrap my mind around it. At all. Especially not in 3d. |
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| Author: | Rorinthas [ Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Really? Who are these movies made for? |
The same people that go to twilight and all the other strange movies that get made? |
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| Author: | Monte [ Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:30 pm ] |
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I am firmly convinced that there is an evil cabal in Hollywood dedicated to greenlighting total crap, an financing it. |
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| Author: | darksiege [ Wed Jul 28, 2010 10:55 pm ] |
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Monte wrote: I am firmly convinced that there is an evil cabal in Hollywood dedicated to greenlighting total crap, an financing it. They call themselves... the UweBollverines |
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| Author: | Hopwin [ Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:42 am ] |
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Same people who go see The Fast n' the Furious? |
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| Author: | Wwen [ Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:58 am ] |
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Kids? Who watches Twilight? 12 year old girls and some very confused guys. Then 20 somethings guys with nothing better to do complain about them endlessly on the internet. "God, the Dora the Explorer movie is a sign of the end of good story telling. OMG!" Uwe Boll is a the progenitor of only a tiny fraction of the garbage put on film. Anyone see "Unthinkable?" I hate that movie so damn much that I actually kind of hate SLJ now. |
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| Author: | Müs [ Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:58 am ] |
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Wwen wrote: Kids? Who watches Twilight? 12 year old girls and some very confused guys. Horrifying: http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHM ... &q=twimoms |
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| Author: | Micheal [ Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:07 am ] |
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You forgot the aging theater geeks with too much money and not enough taste who think this is great cinema, and allows their young, err, uhm, proteges to star in a movie. |
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| Author: | Monte [ Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:02 pm ] |
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****, I don't even need great cinema. I need tolerable cinema. I need cinema that doesn't make me think to myself "a rectal exam would have been cheaper and a good deal more fulfilling". |
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| Author: | darksiege [ Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:29 pm ] |
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Monte wrote: ****, I don't even need great cinema. I need tolerable cinema. I need cinema that doesn't make me think to myself "a rectal exam would have been cheaper and a good deal more fulfilling". I can say with all confidence... I have NEVER seen a movie that would make me think "Hey a finger up my *** sounds great right now!" |
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| Author: | Rynar [ Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:34 pm ] |
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darksiege wrote: Monte wrote: ****, I don't even need great cinema. I need tolerable cinema. I need cinema that doesn't make me think to myself "a rectal exam would have been cheaper and a good deal more fulfilling". I can say with all confidence... I have NEVER seen a movie that would make me think "Hey a finger up my *** sounds great right now!" You have a prostate. Don't be afraid to use it. |
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| Author: | Taskiss [ Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:36 pm ] |
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You can walk out of a bad movie with your head held high, you walk out of a rectal exam... kinda funny. |
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| Author: | Müs [ Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:57 pm ] |
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Taskiss wrote: You can walk out of a bad movie with your head held high, you walk out of a rectal exam... kinda funny. Better than walking out of a rectal exam with a phone number
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| Author: | Jasmy [ Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Really? Who are these movies made for? |
LMAO!!! You guys owe me a new monitor!! Or at least a good cleanup on this one!! 
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| Author: | Monte [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:32 am ] |
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darksiege wrote: Monte wrote: ****, I don't even need great cinema. I need tolerable cinema. I need cinema that doesn't make me think to myself "a rectal exam would have been cheaper and a good deal more fulfilling". I can say with all confidence... I have NEVER seen a movie that would make me think "Hey a finger up my *** sounds great right now!" Never saw Wing Commander, eh? |
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| Author: | Diamondeye [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Really? Who are these movies made for? |
No, but AvP: Requiem was a good effort at getting into that category of ridiculous. |
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| Author: | Screeling [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:58 am ] |
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darksiege wrote: Monte wrote: ****, I don't even need great cinema. I need tolerable cinema. I need cinema that doesn't make me think to myself "a rectal exam would have been cheaper and a good deal more fulfilling". I can say with all confidence... I have NEVER seen a movie that would make me think "Hey a finger up my *** sounds great right now!" "The telephone rings and I cannot linger. So look out butt, here comes my finger." I love Beavis and Butthead. |
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| Author: | darksiege [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:32 pm ] |
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Monte wrote: darksiege wrote: Monte wrote: ****, I don't even need great cinema. I need tolerable cinema. I need cinema that doesn't make me think to myself "a rectal exam would have been cheaper and a good deal more fulfilling". I can say with all confidence... I have NEVER seen a movie that would make me think "Hey a finger up my *** sounds great right now!" Never saw Wing Commander, eh? Oh I saw wing commander... it still was not finger up the *** bad. Hell not even Battlefield Earth was finger in the *** bad. |
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| Author: | Uncle Fester [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Really? Who are these movies made for? |
Freddy got Fingered made me will like I did, thank god it was only on cable. |
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| Author: | darksiege [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:06 pm ] |
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Uncle Fester wrote: Freddy got Fingered made me will like I did, thank god it was only on cable. I KNEW there was a reason I avoid that movie as if it were a dog that ate popcorn and drank Dr. Pepper. |
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| Author: | Aizle [ Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Really? Who are these movies made for? |
Raltar wrote: I just saw a trailer for some stupid dance movie in 3d(I think they were teenagers, but I can't tell anymore since I'm so old). Who watches this crap? I mean, honestly. What could drive someone to go watch a movie like that? I just can't wrap my mind around it. At all. Especially not in 3d. The same people who watched Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo when I was a teenager. |
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| Author: | Kirra [ Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:49 am ] |
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Rynar wrote: darksiege wrote: Monte wrote: ****, I don't even need great cinema. I need tolerable cinema. I need cinema that doesn't make me think to myself "a rectal exam would have been cheaper and a good deal more fulfilling". I can say with all confidence... I have NEVER seen a movie that would make me think "Hey a finger up my *** sounds great right now!" You have a prostate. Don't be afraid to use it. rofl.... Could be better than certain movies, dunno, I'm just saying I heard a rumor :p |
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| Author: | Kashan [ Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Really? Who are these movies made for? |
Pure Awesome! Quote: I can say with all confidence... I have NEVER seen a movie that would make me think "Hey a finger up my *** sounds great right now!" Needed that laugh to finish the night off a crappy day of work! Thanks guys |
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| Author: | Monte [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:30 am ] |
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darksiege wrote: Oh I saw wing commander... it still was not finger up the *** bad. Hell not even Battlefield Earth was finger in the *** bad. I call shenanigans. You never saw Wing Commander. Wing Commander made Battlefield Earth look like Casablanca. |
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| Author: | darksiege [ Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:42 am ] |
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Monte wrote: I call shenanigans. You never saw Wing Commander. Wing Commander made Battlefield Earth look like Casablanca. I felt both movies had qualities which made them slightly more painful than waking up with Acid Reflux, but less painful than catching my junk in a zipper. But Wing Commander was about the same amount of "what the hell were they thinking?" as Battlefield Earth. |
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